Let's Re-brand Apple

C'mon -- for fun.

After all, you gotta speculate to procreate, 'cos when you're top of the heap, the only way up is curtains.

And now we're all super tweaky, 80s style sleek ain't gonna cut it no more.

"Think Different" forever = SAME.

& Android has upped the game.

(In my previous post I got all poetic & juvenilia with some of Apple's short long copy because Robin Williams got to push up a whole new bunch of daisies and now it's someone else's turn to carp on about diem -- and I'm the girl in the car, only I'm throwin' up at the wheel cos the car is driving itself over my desires and I got no choice over the journey.)

So let's get the obvious contenders out of the way.

Apple:

"The Fascist Dictatorship of Tech."

"Uniquely Unaerodynamic Frisbees."

That covers engineering and design, even in California.

I like

"Easy On As Silk"

but, hey -- guys.

"Kinda For Everyone."

Hmmm.

It's what they MEAN, but they're too up-assy for puns.

"Running Alongside Ya."

"Your 2nd Brain."

"2nd brain. 2nd Heart. 2nd to None."

"Twice The Dollars Of Other Shit."

(C'mon, help me here.)

"Think It."

"Take A Bite."

"Chomp Our Trash."

(Guuuuuuuuuys!!!)

"Instantanally."


*hard reset*


"Seed The Future."

"Your Pal For Life."

"Accessorize Smart."

"Ride The Curve."

"Tech. Times. Brilliance."

"From Petals Flows Nectar."

"Deep Throat Bono, Suckers."

(nah, losing it here.)


Like Rick Duris said earlier, "there ain't sh!t going on in the other threads", so let's maybe throw a few cranks and see what drops outta the machine...