Copywritin' Smarts -- 1 Min Read
Take a look round your home RIGHT NOW.
(An' if'n you readin' this on the move, consider how my imminent DOWNHOME EXAMPLE plays regardin' COMFORT ZONE STUFFS or ADVENTURES or YIPES! IMA STUCK! scenarios. Call me a sublime foreshadower, but the truth of this parenthesis bonus may only become apparent in retrospect.)
What stuff you got here?
In your home?
Better question ... how mucha the stuff you got here in your home been FORCED ON YOU by DEMON ADVERTISERS?
Like the DECOR YOU NEVER CHOSE ... the SOFA THAT WAS CLEARLY SO WAY MORE FRICKIN' [insert ABOMINABLE PUKE PUKE PUKE COLOR OPTION HERE] THAN THE ONE YOU ACTSCHWLLY WANTED ... an' THE KILLAH FACIAL SHAVE SMARTS FIGURE REAL GOOD LESS'N YOU A GAL PACKIN' SOFTEST EVAH DINKINESS?
Spankin' new or fallin' the f*ck apart, prolly evrythin' in your home kinda got there bcs
1) You wanted it.
2) You could afford it.
An' the cool thing is ... nowan here on Plannit Oith ain't no different.
Wants vary, wealth varies ... but all hooman persons wanna look in on life choices worked out positive or ultimately gowin' sumplace same.
An' this is true whether you currently experiencin' all-encompassin' triumph or abject misery.
After all ... what else is there for anywan else here to figure?
Thing is, time don't never stop.
An' always it is troo how we all want a level-up sumtimes.
From whatevah heresynowsy place we start out.
You readin' this ... prolly you ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE ... hangin' out at home (or mebbe summonable from some other WHEREVAH).
Or why click on COPYWRITIN' SMARTS - 1 MIN READ?
Truth is, Copywritin' Sweeties, evrywan you write for is jus' like you.
Livin' at home, fulla favorite stuffs, battlin' against forces gonna take alla that away an' stomp all over the fyooture ... or hopin' the world gonna open up impossibly sumhow, like in the MOVIES.
As a copywriter person, you either gotta write for people JUS' LIKE YOU ... or be eternally f*ckoed.

Lightin' fuses is for blowin' stuff togethah.
Lightin' fuses is for blowin' stuff togethah.
Lightin' fuses is for blowin' stuff togethah.