Dear Mom...
Write a letter to your mom about what you have.
Hey Mom, I'm so excited I had to tell you about this. I found something that will take away your knee pain...
You know how you can barely take 3 steps without having to sit down because your knee hurts so bad?
Well, I found something that I think will work so you don't have any more pain.
When I was at the doctor's yesterday I was talking to her and she told me about a drug they had discovered at Woodstock back in the 60s that would take away knee pain.
I guess a couple years ago they made it available to everyone.
I looked it up and it has a ton of good reviews from people that have tried it.
Anyway, make an appointment today at the doctor and get a prescription. Doesn't hurt to try it.
Love you.
See how simple that is?
Your mom doesn't expect you to throw in bonuses.
Or, 'Hey mom, this is for a limited time only'.
It's 2025.
Quit acting like it's 1994 where you can hype your way through a sale.
If you don't want to write to your mom...write to your best friend.
Simple, easy, and it works.
I've used the method for years and it works.
Don't overcomplicate things.
Lightin' fuses is for blowin' stuff togethah.