by max5ty
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A very simple, easy solution for writing copy in 2025.

Write a letter to your mom about what you have.

Hey Mom, I'm so excited I had to tell you about this. I found something that will take away your knee pain...

You know how you can barely take 3 steps without having to sit down because your knee hurts so bad?

Well, I found something that I think will work so you don't have any more pain.

When I was at the doctor's yesterday I was talking to her and she told me about a drug they had discovered at Woodstock back in the 60s that would take away knee pain.

I guess a couple years ago they made it available to everyone.

I looked it up and it has a ton of good reviews from people that have tried it.

Anyway, make an appointment today at the doctor and get a prescription. Doesn't hurt to try it.

Love you.

See how simple that is?

Your mom doesn't expect you to throw in bonuses.

Or, 'Hey mom, this is for a limited time only'.

It's 2025.

Quit acting like it's 1994 where you can hype your way through a sale.

If you don't want to write to your mom...write to your best friend.

Simple, easy, and it works.

I've used the method for years and it works.

Don't overcomplicate things.
#dear #mom
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  • deAr mOm

    why Kan u cook gooD & i cant?

    you wanT i stay needy forevar or U jus bein abitch?

    Yor dorter
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      Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

      deAr mOm

      why Kan u cook gooD & i cant?

      you wanT i stay needy forevar or U jus bein abitch?

      Yor dorter
      deAr dorter,

      If I tell you, will you finally move out?

      Asking for a friend...who is me.

      Yor mOm
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