I need a mentor. $50 up front, more later.

I know there's a thousand WSOs offering a mentorship, but I have "special needs". I'm asking for the nearly-impossible, here, but I'm willing to pay for someone who can really help me.

That said, I'm broke. I have about $80 in my PayPal account from a WSO that I ran a few days ago, and that's it.

I don't have an incredible amount of time on my hands. I have a 6-month-old child and a disabled wife, and between taking care of the two of them, I can only spend about 15-25 hours each week working on paying the bills.

Here's the good side: I only need $1000/month to live on. That's only $34/day. My wife is such an amazing shopper that we can literally live on that 1k/month (and $650 of that is rent!).

I have a review page that hasn't made a sale in two weeks, and a nutrition-niche info product that gets no traffic. I've sold 1 copy out of 87 visitors over 6 months. The product is solid, but impossible to market because the benefits are literally unbelievable - as in, no one is even slightly aware of just how much the right diet can prevent or cure, and it's impossible to write a sales page that can capture even a significant portion of what my product can help a person overcome.

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SO, here's my offer: If there's a professional here who can help me make $34 dollars a day within 30 days, understanding that I'm only going to have $30 or so to get started -- I'll pay you $50 up front, and then you get absolutely everything that I make above and beyond my $1000/month needs for the first six months. I will provide such a coach access to my Analytics page and any other tools that are necessary to validate my income, short of my PayPal password of course.

I will commit to such a coach that I can and will spend at least 20 hours/week doing whatever you tell me I need to be doing. I can write, I can record .mp3s and video, I have primitive HTML and CSS skills, and I want so badly to be able to support my newborn and my wife without having to leave them alone for 8-12 hours/day that I will sell one of my nuts if I have to. Don't make me do that.

This is an opportunity for the ultimate in outsourcing -- if you can take me to $1k/month, inside of a month, everything past that is yours for the next 6 months. I am perfectly serious.

(Because I realized that it's confusing, I'm not asking anyone to get me $1000 by April 10th. I can pay for April. It's May that I'm shooting to pay for, here. I need to START making $34 a day consistently by April 10th.)


I'd prefer someone with a reputation: someone with at least a few hundred posts and a proven ability to make money and coach others into the same position. If you have the expertise, and you're interested in some more-or-less passive income and, if you're clever, some outsourcing that pays you to do it, please PM me with your deal.


Thank you.