Warriors and Sphincters

Everyday I'm either someone's champion or their cautionary tale. While I always strive for the former sometimes things just don't go as planned. Last week I was definitely the latter.

---The Rant-----
Even though I've been peddling various wares online ever since Y2K was a real concern, I've only recently become a member of the warrior community.

I've had overwhelmingly positive experiences on this forum and I wouldn't change a thing.

But every now and again
Boy oh boy. I sure would like to go POW right in the kisser!! ( Perhaps I'm showing too much age with that reference)

The anonymity of the internet has made the breeding of sphincters sans morals or regard for other people's time as easy as point and click.

And every now an again you run into the one smelly sphincter that makes you wish you could teleport yourself to where they are & continue the conversation face to face.

So today's cautionary tale is:

You can only bend over backwards so far before your back breaks
Ye who leeches shall be leeched upon
And Stay away from sphincters they stink...really bad.

I hope this post made you smile a little. It's ok to laugh, I'd be laughing too if I weren't so irritated. Maybe I'll smile later.