One day it will all be over...

Kay King

11 years ago

Put down the glass - you've had enough.

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tagiscom

11 years ago

I would change your avatar image and sig, file text as well, doesn't seem to be working?

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Zodiax

11 years ago

Once a month I have to lose my mind and reset so everything goes back to normal.

We all have our ways.

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positivenegative

11 years ago

Originally Posted by Zodiax

One day my life will be all over.

No more stress, ever.

Done.

I wonder if we are all destined to live in hell for 70-80 years and than die and be forgotten about forever.

Originally Posted by Zodiax

Once a month I have to lose my mind and reset so everything goes back to normal.

I have bad news. I think your reset button is broke.

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lanfear63

11 years ago

Originally Posted by Zodiax

One day my life will be all over.

No more stress, ever.

Done.

I wonder if we are all destined to live in hell for 70-80 years and than die and be forgotten about forever.

Claude's been telling you about his life stratergies again hasen't he!

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BigFrank

Banned 11 years ago

Originally Posted by Zodiax

One day my life will be all over.

Promises, promises.

No more stress, ever.

That depends on where you wind up.

Done.

And yet, you are still typing.

I wonder if we are all destined to live in hell for 70-80 years and than die and be forgotten about forever.

You have much to learn about life. People may not like me, but they will never forget me. :-)

Cheers. - Frank

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Claude Whitacre

11 years ago

Originally Posted by BigFrank

People may not like me, but they will never forget me. :-)

Cheers. - Frank

Who are you?

Originally Posted by Zodiax

One day my life will be all over.

No more stress, ever.

Done.

I wonder if we are all destined to live in hell for 70-80 years and than die and be forgotten about forever.

Some of us, like ... (I forget his name), are forgotten before we die.

And I don't feel stress now.

Originally Posted by Zodiax

"The only guarantee in life is that you will die"-BigFrank.

"The only person on the forum, better endowed than I am.....is my best friend, Claude Whitacre" Big Frank.

The Battle Of The Fake Big Frank Quotes. It's On, Baby! It's On!

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BigFrank Banned 11 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Who are you?

I am you, on one of your better days when you appear to be gifted - and relevant.

"The only person on the forum, massively endowed, is my only friend, Big Frank."

All fixed!

The Battle Of The Big Frank Fake Quotes. It's On, Baby! It's On!

Corrected for syntax!

Cheers. - Frank
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Zodiax

11 years ago

"The only guarantee in life is that you will die"-BigFrank.

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BigFrank Banned 11 years ago

Originally Posted by Zodiax

"The only guarantee in life is that you will die"- BigFrank.

I am in no way arguing my assertion. What's your point? :-)

Cheers. - Frank
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- Kay King 11 years ago
  
  "The only guarantee in life is that you will die"-
  
  And? That's the same guarantee everyone gets when they are born - you aren't unique in that.
  
  Once you accept that as fact - you can forget it because you can't control it. Doesn't matter how safely you live - or how carefully you live - or how many chances you take along the way...in the end, you die. Same for everyone.
  
  Question is - do you spend your life dying....or spend it living?
  
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nmwf

11 years ago

Originally Posted by Zodiax

I wonder if we are all destined to live in hell for 70-80 years and than die and be forgotten about forever.

Catholic people believe that your residence in Hell is forever - not 70-80 years. But you will not be forgotten.

<- A Major Dante Alighieri Fan

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tagiscom

11 years ago

Originally Posted by Kay King

And? That's the same guarantee everyone gets when they are born - you aren't unique in that.

Once you accept that as fact - you can forget it because you can't control it. Doesn't matter how safely you live - or how carefully you live - or how many chances you take along the way...in the end, you die. Same for everyone.

Question is - do you spend your life dying....or spend it living?

True l won't live past 2300, give or take a few years!

Originally Posted by nmwf

Catholic people believe that your residence in Hell is forever - not 70-80 years. But you will not be forgotten.

<- A Major Dante Alighieri Fan

Yes enough said, l think!

From what l have heard Hell is a 24 hour orgie, so it doesn't sound that bad, but l won't be going there!

You merely gravitate towards the best level for further growth, so if you have killed off a few people and got a kick out of it, then naturally a relatively low level of existence will be your domain, but just like the movie, "What dreams may come" the level can be broken if desired!

A bit like telling a street bum that they can be wealthy whenever they want!

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rosario1990

11 years ago

Hey great writing as usual. Though we don't think that we have to die one day. We only think how to live better in this world.

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yukon

Banned 11 years ago

Either the Prozac has worn off or it's finally kicked in.

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bojan92

11 years ago

it is a nice life, when you are on the beach with topless girls around and a cold drink

But, all the other this are not so nice

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cooler1

10 years ago

I thought you were lovin it?

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tagiscom 10 years ago

Originally Posted by cooler1

I thought you were lovin it?

Yes, it is a scientifically proven fact that eating too many Big Macks gives you brains damage!

And that there french fries have a 100 year use by date.

Although l might be wrong about the first one?
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- Princess Balestra 10 years ago
  
  Way I see it, the Apocalypse already happened.
  
  We're just the epilogue of bloopers before everything is sucked into the void.
  
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butters

10 years ago

I feel this forum is going down hill in a depressive spiral!

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BigFrank

Banned 10 years ago

Originally Posted by butters

I feel this forum is going down hill in a depressive spiral!

Be the change you are looking for, or some other trite, banal or vapid cliche.

Cheers. - Frank

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Claude Whitacre

10 years ago

Originally Posted by BigFrank

Be the change you are looking for, or some other trite, banal or vapid cliche.

Cheers. - Frank

Don't knock it. My entire life is based on trite, banal and vapid cliches.

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tagiscom 10 years ago

Originally Posted by Princess Balestra

Way I see it, the Apocalypse already happened.

We're just the epilogue of bloopers before everything is sucked into the void.

But in a nice way?

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Don't knock it. My entire life is based on tripe, banal and vapid cliches.

Fixed that for ya!
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BigFrank

Banned 10 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Don't knock it. My entire life is based on trite, banal and vapid cliches.

Yes - we all know that, Captain Obvious.

Cheers. - Frank

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Zodiax

10 years ago

The reason why nobody finds trite vapid cliches appealing is because they are simple, true, and people chose to ignore them for clever sounding mental hogwash.

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Claude Whitacre

10 years ago

Originally Posted by Zodiax

The reason why nobody finds trite vapid cliches appealing is because they are simple, true, and people chose to ignore them for clever sounding mental hogwash.

I don't mean this about your post, but it triggered the idea.

I can tell the mental power someone has, by the originality of their insults. Even if the insults are in anger, against me.

Some insults are the equivalent of "Knock knock" jokes. Some are like poetry. I think the very best at insulting here, is Kurt. Frank Donovan is also a master of the creative insult, but he's not as vicious. And I appreciate a vicious insult.

Riffle and I are very different people. But the cognitive parts of our brains work in a similar way, so our jabs are similar.

And people who try to sound clever? They are obvious to those of us that are.

I don't mean you, but again.... your post triggered the thought.

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kenmichaels 10 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

And people who try to sound clever? They are obvious to those of us that are.

I don't mean you, but again.... your post triggered the thought.

I find it hilarious that you believe your clever.
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- Claude Whitacre 10 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by kenmichaels
  
  I find it hilarious that you believe you're clever.
  
  Fixed it. (And I got it too)
  
  Yup. And I find it hilarious that I would ever say it in public.
  
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BigFrank

Banned 10 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

And I appreciate a vicious insult.

So, I'm overlooked, if not dismissed for pulling my punches and going easy on you lest I reduce you to a lump of quivering poo.

You're dead to me. :-)

Cheers. - Frank

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Claude Whitacre

10 years ago

Originally Posted by BigFrank

So, I'm overlooked, if not dismissed for pulling my punches and going easy on you lest I reduce you to a lump of quivering poo.

You're dead to me. :-)

Cheers. - Frank

My Dearest Darling Frank;

I'm not dead to you. You love me.

Shut up.

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BigFrank

Banned 10 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

My Dearest Darling Frank;

You do get gayer by the hour!

I'm not dead to you. You love me.

Like flies love poop.

Shut up.

Bite me.

Have a great day, which now that I have acknowledged your feeble existence, should give you a reason to have one.

Cheers. - Frank

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Claude Whitacre

10 years ago

Originally Posted by BigFrank

You do get gayer by the hour!
Cheers. - Frank

I'm not interested in your erotic dreams.

I get enough of that from Riffle.

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BigFrank

Banned 10 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

I'm not interested in your erotic dreams.

I get enough of that from Riffle.

"Dream on." lol

Cheers. - Frank

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Claude Whitacre

10 years ago

Originally Posted by BigFrank

"Dream on." lol

Cheers. - Frank

Maybe the best laugh I'll have all week.

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BigFrank

Banned 10 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Without a doubt, the best laugh I'll have all year.

Fixed!

Cheers. - Frank

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Dan Riffle

10 years ago

Originally Posted by BigFrank

Fixed!

Cheers. - Frank

Come on, Frank. He's gotta stand naked before a mirror at some point in the next 12 months.

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BigFrank

Banned 10 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Come on, Frank. He's gotta stand naked before a mirror at some point in the next 12 months.

That would imply sex or a shower. Highly doubtful on both counts.

Cheers. - Frank

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Claude Whitacre

10 years ago

Originally Posted by BigFrank

That would imply sex or a shower. Highly doubtful on both counts.

Cheers. - Frank

I keep getting sex and showers mixed up. I just end up naked, covered in bubbles, at least one woman throwing up, and begging for a towel....in either case......

...if I remember correctly.

I just found this promo for a Jim Norton comedy show. I think it's genius.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6W8UiuGBBdU

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lanfear63

10 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

I keep getting sex and showers mixed up. I just end up naked, covered in bubbles, at least one woman throwing up, and begging for a towel....in either case......

...if I remember correctly.

I just found this promo for a Jim Norton comedy show. I think it's genius.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6W8UiuGBBdU

"I just end up naked, covered in bubble wrap"

Fixed

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Dan Riffle 10 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Riffle and I are very different people. But the cognitive parts of our brains work in a similar way

This is the first time you've ever actually offended me. Sure, it started out complimentary...
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Claude Whitacre

10 years ago

Originally Posted by BigFrank

Yes - we all know that, Captain Obvious.

Cheers. - Frank

My two best friends are a Meme and a Zeitgeist.

And that's Captain Oblivious, to you. I changed my name for Obvious reasons.

(I hope Mark appreciated that last one)

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lanfear63

10 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

My two best friends are a Meme and a Zeitgeist.

And that's Captain Oblivious, to you. I changed my name for Obvious reasons.

(I hope Mark appreciated that last one)

My copyright lawyer will shortly be in touch.

I just quoted Frank Donovan's signature to my soon to be 90 year old father. He did not get it or understand it, even when I broke it down. Just a few short years ago he would have laughed out loud.

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Dan Riffle

10 years ago

One day I wish this would all be over.

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