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Magical New Offer

by Mark Singletary
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There has been a banner ad running here for a while about how to get 6 billion visitors a month to your site.

Despite claims to the contrary by some of you old fuddy duddies, apparently some of these guys CAN work magic.

With 7 billion total population in the world, you'd get almost every living soul to visit your website every month.

Furthermore, with a little over 3 billion in the world having internet access, buying this program does double duty. It creates users out of thin air! No hard work needed!

So pulease you Debbie Downers, lay off the negativity. If they can make people out of thin air, I'm pretty sure they can help those in need get the $50,000 they need by Labor day.

Mark
  • Profile picture of the author lgibbon
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    No need to pay for a banner ad.
    Just make a post on the main forum:
    How do I get traffic to bla bla bla.com
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  • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
    According to my site's stats I get over 19 trillion visitors a day, however only 37 of them are from Earth, and of those only 14 are humans.

    Obviously I'd love to increase my Earthly as well as human visitors, so I'd be fascinated to learn how they achieve their results.
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    • Profile picture of the author Zodiax
      There is also a banner ad that teaches you how to make $153.50 on autopilot doing... you guessed it, selling people on how to access 6 billion visitors a month.
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  • Profile picture of the author Frank Donovan
    Originally Posted by Mark Singletary View Post

    So pulease you Debbie Downers, lay off the negativity. If they can make people out of thin air, I'm pretty sure they can help those in need get the $50,000 they need by Labor day.
    I agree. Some folks just can't think outside the box. It's not impossible to attract six billion visitors a month.

    For example:

    - Who mentioned unique? There could be 6 people who each visit 1 billion times.

    - Who mentioned living people? Maybe they access the ghosts of everyone who has ever lived.

    - As WP implied, who mentioned humans? For all we know, the figure might include extra-terrestrials. Or bacteria. In that case, they'd just need one human visitor every 1,300 years or so and then average out the numbers.

    - Or maybe it refers to the six tourists who have visited Billion - the name of a small village in the Dordogne region of France.

    Sometimes you guys are just too cynical.

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    • Profile picture of the author Kay King
      Mark - Clearly the banner ad promises that everyone with internet access on the planet with click on your link TWICE. Why is that so hard to believe? You read on on the Warrior Forum...


      I made the mistake of logic in the thread below:

      http://www.warriorforum.com/social-m...followers.html

      I even provided a link with facts....and the posts changed from "that's great" to "it could be true"....People want so badly to believe in the koolaid.
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      • Profile picture of the author salegurus
        Originally Posted by Kay King View Post


        I even provided a link with facts....and the posts changed from "that's great" to "it could be true"....People want so badly to believe in the koolaid.
        Not hard to believe Kay... See my sig....
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    funny right? our people wanting to make name.
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    the easy way to make money online is here now. it will cost you an initial investment of $670 and $500 monthly maintanence. pm me if interested.
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