Cookie Dough Can Explodes in Woman's Vagina During Shoplifing Incident

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  • Was she on the Pillsbury.
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  • In further news:


    ...Pillsbury Dough Boy in critical but stable condition.


    ...Evidence eaten by Claude claiming "Cookie dough is a terrible thing to waste".
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  • Must...

    resist...

    temptation...

    to...

    comment...

    on...

    this...

    AARRGGHH!!
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  • Canned heat???
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  • Were they ginger snappers?
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  • Uh oh — delayed action 'frickin' cookie dough???' recoil jus' gone off...
  • I think she should sue Pillsbury since there wasn't a warning on the label not to insert the tube of cookies in vaginas.
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    • She was hoping to get a bun in the oven.
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    • Tellya, there's a whole buncha products out there been givin' the law the slip on this issue -- especially frickin' asparagus.

      That is a high value commodity sought after by both sexes.
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      The Pillsbury cookie label will be Rated R after the lawsuit .
  • You don't want to know where she hid the milk.
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    Well, they wanted quality content in the new Beta Feed, so I upvoted the thread and encourage everyone else to do the same. We wouldn't want low quality threads trending at the top of the feed, now would we? Hmmmm?
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  • That is the makings of one hell of a yeast infection...
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    • Banned

      ...with sprinkles. Don't forget the sprinkles.
  • Dear Lord in Heaven!

    My face jus' flushed so red I darn near set fire to my hair.

    Only question I have for you, Mr Phelan, is - did you Google these images on a whim, or do you have a secret folder fulla bulbous vegetable pix hidden away on your hard drive?
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    • A quick warning, never bring up camel toes when Tim's around.
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  • I'm just glad she wasn't stealing a piano.
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    • If she got caught short, she'd be Tinkling The Ivories.
    • It would have been a Grands piano.
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      She probably couldn't carry a tune.
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  • So she's a Pop-Tart?
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    • Two best retorts. It's agonizing when you read the obvious response, and you didn't think of it. Kurt has that feeling all the time.
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  • All I know is, if ur havin' spiritual sex, u gotta watch for the inner screamers.
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