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Hey My Office Anniversary is tomorrow so say some ideas to decorate to look attractive!
  • Profile picture of the author David Beroff
    If you can't figure out what your own personal style is, how are we supposed to?
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  • Profile picture of the author sbucciarel
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    I recommend crimson plush carpet, a victorian daybed for quick naps, heavy brocade draperies, and a palm plant in the corner.
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  • Profile picture of the author HelenVendo
    What is your directivity? Start from that and make the decorations unique.
    Cake with logo is not so unusual of course, but try to add something special.
    I worked in the company specialized on heat generators and we've made a huge cake in a form of our product and invited a troupe who made a perfomance with a fire.
    It was so much fun!
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    • Profile picture of the author sbucciarel
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      Originally Posted by HelenVendo View Post

      What is your directivity? Start from that and make the decorations unique.
      Cake with logo is not so unusual of course, but try to add something special.
      I worked in the company specialized on heat generators and we've made a huge cake in a form of our product and invited a troupe who made a perfomance with a fire.
      It was so much fun!
      What are you smoking this early in the morning (early where I am at least)
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    • Profile picture of the author BigFrank
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      Originally Posted by HelenVendo View Post

      What is your directivity?
      Today's first entry for serious misuse of a word.
      It was so much fun!
      I can't speak for anyone else, but I certainly enjoyed it. :-)

      Cheers. - Frank
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  • Profile picture of the author hrishivardhan
    You can choose one theme and decorate according to theme. Give some short message through your decoration. It will look great.
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  • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
    go away

    i am tryin' to be dead here

    please desist from tryin' to rouse me from my torpor an' rot with your absurdly feeble lack of mortal vision

    is that all you got to worry about?

    the celebratory fripperies in your frickin' office?

    i am on a rollercoaster ride to the Absence of Afterlife right now, midway between the murky dirge of corporeal misery an' the murky dirge of ultimate oblivion, an' i gotta tellya, the decor is f*ckin' frightful

    split a dead pig open on your office wall an' it prolly gonna look better than this f*ckin' sh*thole

    yy so i am gonna go back to sleep now — if' i can blot out alla the infernal deathly wailin'

    evryone stop bein' so stoopid

    i f*ckin' hate february
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    • Profile picture of the author Jill Carpenter
      Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

      go away

      i am tryin' to be dead here

      please desist from tryin' to rouse me from my torpor an' rot with your absurdly feeble lack of mortal vision

      is that all you got to worry about?

      the celebratory fripperies in your frickin' office?

      i am on a rollercoaster ride to the Absence of Afterlife right now, midway between the murky dirge of corporeal misery an' the murky dirge of ultimate oblivion, an' i gotta tellya, the decor is f*ckin' frightful

      split a dead pig open on your office wall an' it prolly gonna look better than this f*ckin' sh*thole

      yy so i am gonna go back to sleep now -- if' i can blot out alla the infernal deathly wailin'

      evryone stop bein' so stoopid

      i f*ckin' hate february
      Princess, did you dream of happy party decor? lol

      If you need help falling back asleep, try this nice lucid dreaming recording.




      Ok, I thought this office decoration (like Suzanne) was a haul over initially, but looks like you are just wanting party decorations?

      Here, you can learn to print up your own party hats etc...

      Design Your Own Party Supplies
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    • Profile picture of the author BigFrank
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      Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

      go away

      i am tryin' to be dead here

      please desist from tryin' to rouse me from my torpor an' rot with your absurdly feeble lack of mortal vision

      is that all you got to worry about?

      the celebratory fripperies in your frickin' office?

      i am on a rollercoaster ride to the Absence of Afterlife right now, midway between the murky dirge of corporeal misery an' the murky dirge of ultimate oblivion, an' i gotta tellya, the decor is f*ckin' frightful

      split a dead pig open on your office wall an' it prolly gonna look better than this f*ckin' sh*thole

      yy so i am gonna go back to sleep now -- if' i can blot out alla the infernal deathly wailin'

      evryone stop bein' so stoopid

      i f*ckin' hate february
      I think I want to spend the rest of my life with you.

      Cheers. - Frank
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      • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
        Originally Posted by BigFrank View Post

        I think I want to spend the rest of my life with you.

        Cheers. - Frank
        *ugh*

        scuse me for a second here - i am under assault from forces nebulous an' barely hooman

        *oooof*

        they are skinnier even than moiseau, but their powers of weaponized pseudo-mascara eye sockets are formidable

        *hhhmmmffff*

        take that, you sucker

        (lucky i brought along my Whitacre Guide to Cracking Kneecaps for my descent into oblivion)

        wooo hooo - it is a weird thing, especially how we were talkin' a while back about bright lights shinin' from beyond death's door

        i see only blackness up ahead, allied to a deathy chill gonna ice the world's G&Ts till 2753

        but i got Big Frank peerin' into the portal behind me, clutchin' onea those big ole dinners of his

        tellya, if I were anywhere near upstairs right now, i'd post a motivational epic to mind warriors about the benefits of bein' a partially deceased harpy bitch grrl, but i cannot make up my mind how much the atmosphere of despair an' evil down here kinda frames any thought in a positive light, like mebbe even diarrhea might assume a 'heavenly nectar' mantle

        jus' give me a sec to ponder...

        ...doobidy doobidy...

        ...dum dum dum...

        ...uhm...

        ...nope

        diarrhea is still kinda bad

        zero allure discharge in any known dimension imho

        but thanks for the encouragement, Frank

        hey - gotta get movin' now before the bat swarm makes with its hourly flypast

        if anyone is bookin' a vacation right now, DO NOT CHOOSE HERE - even if it is on special offer an' the tour company is throwin' in free nachos

        whoever cruised out wilfully to Destination Bummer?
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        • Profile picture of the author Kay King
          OK - that was a couple minutes I won't get back anytime soon.

          My office has a good view out the window and a rope edged boat sign on the wall...

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  • Profile picture of the author hardraysnight
    buy lots of beatles posters from ali express
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  • Profile picture of the author agc
    If we're going with a "products made from stolen intellectual property in China" theme, let's go big.

    After all, there are THOUSANDS of stolen products to choose from, including but not limited to:

    Wind Turbines

    The color white

    Fiber optic systems

    Semiconductor chips

    ZTE Mobile Phones
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