What's keeping you awake at night?

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7 years ago

Originally Posted by Ashfaqhussain

What keeps you awake at night?

Sleeping during the day.

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tagiscom

7 years ago

Claude!

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7 years ago

Originally Posted by Ashfaqhussain

Back in 2009 I jumped into internet marketing.

Was doing SEO back then, and just before my sites got ranked a google update bych slapped me to lowest of low ranks.

I gave up.

Now I've learned to be persistent and finally got going with internet marketing.

But it wasn't untill I realised that the desire to make money online gave me insomnia.

I would be up all night at times trying to figure out how to make money online.

My situation, my status the way I was looked down at kept me awake at night.

So....

What keeps you awake at night?

What is that one thing that gives you insomnia?

Nothing much, l know that if l keep up with my business goals, or doing enough flyers per week, then all is well, (knock on wood).

But sure l have had times, when all seemed hopeless, and the abyss was staring me in the face, (the abyss, is thinking you won't get this to work, and end up sitting on a street corner selling pencils, while your friends that told you, to get a stupid job, while you can, hang around).

But the abyss, the failure, half a dozen biggies, (the ones that make most cave in) the soul searching, and doubting yourself are all part of the adven,...ahem, suffering that is needed to win.

So, what keeps me up at night? Probably taking idiot advise seriously, giving up and looking for a stupid job!

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7 years ago

Originally Posted by Ashfaqhussain

What keeps you awake at night?

What is that one thing that gives you insomnia?

I got a dead guy lives in my apartment.

Daytime, he jus' lies wherever he fell, fluids oozin' out all over the carpet.

Night time, he comes lookin' for me.

I feel him suck out my brains through a straw after he done singin' his song.

Evrythin' goes blank for a while, like I am dreamin' but mebbe don't realise, an' then the dead guy spits back what he been suckin' on.

Thing is, straw always leaves a hole.

So he stitches it up so I don't see.

Only I do see.

I am purty sharp that way.

Mornin' comes, I run to the mirror an' pull back my hair.

Always, there are stitches, tied in a bow.

A tiny mark, but I know what to look for now.

When I turn away from my reflection an' look for the guy slumped on the carpet, I sumtimes imagine I see his beady eye close -- like he been takin' a last salacious peek at my wakin' nightmare.

Beyond that, I figure global warmin' is pretty scary.

An' I do not much like slugs also.

'Part from that, I am kinda regular, I guess.

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tagiscom

7 years ago

Originally Posted by Princess Balestra

I got a dead guy lives in my apartment.

Daytime, he jus' lies wherever he fell, fluids oozin' out all over the carpet.

Night time, he comes lookin' for me.

I feel him suck out my brains through a straw after he done singin' his song.

Evrythin' goes blank for a while, like I am dreamin' but mebbe don't realise, an' then the dead guy spits back what he been suckin' on.

Thing is, straw always leaves a hole.

So he stitches it up so I don't see.

Only I do see.

I am purty sharp that way.

Mornin' comes, I run to the mirror an' pull back my hair.

Always, there are stitches, tied in a bow.

A tiny mark, but I know what to look for now.

When I turn away from my reflection an' look for the guy slumped on the carpet, I sumtimes imagine I see his beady eye close -- like he been takin' a last salacious peek at my wakin' nightmare.

Beyond that, I figure global warmin' is pretty scary.

An' I do not much like slugs also.

'Part from that, I am kinda regular, I guess.

No, more giant, Vodka Gummybear, late night snack's for you Princess.

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Banned 7 years ago

Lamborghinis and knowledge keep me awake at night in my garage.

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tagiscom 7 years ago

Originally Posted by yukon

Lamborghinis and knowledge keep me awake at night in my garage.

In my garage,...... l guess that you have a one light stand, for reading, and ummm, more reading.
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Claude Whitacre

7 years ago

Dan Riffle.
I keep thinking that if I die before he does, I'll be rid of him forever. If he dies before I do, I'll be rid of him forever.

I stay awake at night...counting the minutes.

Some day.....some day.....

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7 years ago

Originally Posted by Ashfaqhussain

So....

What keeps you awake at night?

What is that one thing that gives you insomnia?

To much caffeine during the day

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Dan Riffle

7 years ago

The Diablo hot habanero wings kept me up last night.

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It's 1:18 AM and I'm here in my garage.

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7 years ago

insomnia, but it is not 10 letters

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7 years ago

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7 years ago

Plotting Claude's demise...

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Claude Whitacre 7 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

Plotting Claude's demise...

I would plot your demise...but you're already dead inside. A soulless wandering Melvin......
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  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  I would plot your demise...but you're already dead inside. A soulless wandering Melvin......
  
  Just as I thought, you lost the plot
  
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Originally Posted by Kurt

Plotting Claude's demise...

Really? That always ends with me sleep like a baby.

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Dan Riffle

7 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

Plotting Claude's demise...

As long as Krispy Kreme and his sedentary lifestyle exist, Claude's demise is well in hand.

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Claude Whitacre

7 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

As long as Krispy Kreme and his sedentary lifestyle exist, Claude's demise is well in hand.

As I was reading this, I was eating a large chocolate bunny...stuffed with butter.

When I die before you...just remember........

I'll be waiting.

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Dan Riffle

7 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

As I was reading this, I was eating a large chocolate bunny...stuffed with butter.

When I die before you...just remember........

I'll be waiting for the second course.

Fixed

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Kurt 7 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

Plotting Claude's demise...

Not to give too much away, but it involves a pile of donuts, an Acme anvil and a desert canyon.
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7 years ago

Pepperoni and anchovy pizza.

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7 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

Plotting Claude's demise...

Aren't we all!

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7 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

As I was reading this, I was eating a large chocolate bunny...stuffed with butter.

When I die before you...just remember........

I'll be in a state of non-existence.

So, no change then!

Originally Posted by Kurt

Not to give too much away, but it involves a pile of donuts, an Acme anvil and a desert canyon.

And a pile of TNT!

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7 years ago

Originally Posted by tagiscom

And a pile of TNT!

That's Plan B.

Plan C involves painting a picture of a tunnel on the side of a mountain with a sign that says, "Free all you can eat buffet that way =>".

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Claude Whitacre 7 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

That's Plan B.

Plan C involves painting a picture of a tunnel on the side of a mountain with a sign that says, "Free all you can eat buffet that way =>".

I'm never going to fall for that trick..... again.
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  I'm never going to fall for that trick..... again.
  
  That's what you said the last 7 times...
  
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tagiscom

7 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

That's Plan B.

Plan C involves painting a picture of a tunnel on the side of a mountain with a sign that says, "Free all you can eat buffet that way =>".

Plan C,.....l thought that Plan C, was, putting a pile of donut crumbs into a pile in the middle of the road, with a FREE DONUT CRUMBS sign?

With a pile of Acme TNT, underneath set to go off when Claude licks up the last tasty crumb!

Can't order all of that TNT from Acme, without putting it to good use.

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7 years ago

Originally Posted by tagiscom

Plan C,.....l thought that Plan C, was, putting a pile of donut crumbs into a pile in the middle of the road, with a FREE DONUT CRUMBS sign?

With a pile of Acme TNT, underneath set to go off when Claude licks up the last tasty crumb!

Can't order all of that TNT from Acme, without putting it to good use.

TNT is Plan B. See above.

Plan D is an Acme rocket suppository, which BTW is Claude's favorite.

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tagiscom 7 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

TNT is Plan B. See above.

Plan D is an Acme rocket suppository, which BTW is Claude's favorite.

Ok, Plan B, is where we wait for Claude to return from his Chocolate Bunny Melting Finals, (you can see him in the distance).

And then offer the plate of donut crumbs, with TNT below, ready to explode when he wraps his salivating tongue around the last tasty morsel?
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Claude Whitacre

7 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

TNT is Plan B. See above.

Plan D is an Acme rocket suppository, which BTW is Claude's favorite.

The Roadrunner cartoons still make me laugh hard. As funny as Family Guy.

Bugs Bunny, Pepe Le Pew, Daffy Duck...they were funny fifty years ago, and they are just as funny today.

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7 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

The Roadrunner cartoons still make me laugh hard. As funny as Family Guy.

Bugs Bunny, Pepe Le Pew, Daffy Duck...they were funny fifty years ago, and they are just as funny today.

Of all the posts you quote the one about the Acme rocket suppository to tell us how much you like Road Runner cartoons? Interesting. And disgusting.

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Claude Whitacre 7 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

Of all the posts you quote the one about the Acme rocket suppository to tell us how much you like Road Runner cartoons? Interesting. And sexually stimulating.

There. I fixed it for you.

You're such a Melvin.
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7 years ago

Originally Posted by tagiscom

Plan C,.....l thought that Plan C, was, putting a pile of donut crumbs into a pile in the middle of the road, with a FREE DONUT CRUMBS sign?

With a pile of Acme TNT, underneath set to go off when Claude licks up the last tasty crumb!

Can't order all of that TNT from Acme, without putting it to good use.

So you would give Claude the opportunity to FINISH his food first before blowing him to smithereens? Kurt will need to give you some more training.

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Dan Riffle 7 years ago

Originally Posted by lanfear63

So you would give Claude the opportunity to FINISH his food first before blowing him to smithereens? Kurt will need to give you some more training.

Shane placed a Dropbear directly over the pile of donuts. Claude would never know what him.
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  Claude would never know what him.
  
  You are right, I would never know what him.
  
  Nobody knows "what him"...because they don't talk like an idiot.
  
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  You are right, I would never know what him.
  
  Nobody knows "what him"...because they don't talk like an idiot.
  
  What Him is actually Whatty's twin brother, pronounced "Whatim". Mr and Mrs Everpedia had no idea they had twins on the way. When Whatty exited the building they were amazed to see another head coming through directly following behind (Whatty's behind) So much so that the father exclaimed What Him as well? So the name stuck.
  
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tagiscom

7 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Shane placed a Dropbear directly over the pile of donuts. Claude would never know what him.

So if l place a heavy bear over the donuts, then Claude will never know that it is him, ooooookkkkkkkkk.

Either that or if l place a 1 ton weight over the donuts, he will never know what hit him?

Never a good idea to reply to this late at night, l know l keep trying.

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

The Roadrunner cartoons still make me laugh hard. As funny as Family Guy.

Bugs Bunny, Pepe Le Pew, Daffy Duck...they were funny fifty years ago, and they are just as funny today.

True, the Blue ribbon ones, are my favorites, well the ones with cats and mice, although Bugs Bunny and Elmer have some classics.

Daffy Duck, hmmm, when he tees up with bugs then it becomes very funny.

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7 years ago

Originally Posted by tagiscom

So if l place a heavy bear over the donuts, then Claude will never know that it is him, ooooookkkkkkkkk.

Either that or if l place a 1 ton weight over the donuts, he will never know what hit him?

Never a good idea to reply to this late at night, l know l keep trying.

Obviously plotting Claude's demise is keeping you awake at night too...

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tagiscom 7 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

Obviously plotting Claude's demise is keeping you awake at night too...

True, when l am through watching a video on why NASA exploded an atomic weapon on the moon, because some aliens kept trying to write Killroy was here, during the moon landings, and a Wilfred Brimley video on why he wants me to have Diabettus, my thoughts go in that direction.

Here is one attempt, deep, fried, butter, slurp!

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My guess is Claude, will not be able to resist this one, and immediately go on a deep fried butter diet.

If l find one with custard as well, then his fate will be assured.
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7 years ago

Originally Posted by lanfear63

So you would give Claude the opportunity to FINISH his food first before blowing him to smithereens? Kurt will need to give you some more training.

Nonsense, after reading Claude's last Will and Testament, (end of the roll of toilet paper) he specifically states, "if any person/s, attempts to cause my demise, it is my last wish that l am allowed to finish off the food, that is likely placed in my path, dog, cat food and vegetables, being the exception".

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7 years ago

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7 years ago

Work related activities, when monetary opportunity comes you have to deal with it as soon as possible.

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7 years ago

same thing.. trying to make money online xD

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7 years ago

well online business and always thinking how to boost it! Many thoughts sometimes I just need to call it a night!

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Originally Posted by yukon

The key is knowledge.

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Cat in the Hat, knew it!

But this guy might have something, lol.

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7 years ago

What is keeping me awake now,.....not knowing if Claude fell of his cleave, after reading my Bond post?

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whateverpedia

7 years ago

WTF is a cleave?

Cleave, a verb, has two very different meanings. It can describe cutting or splitting something apart with a sharp instrument, or -- oddly enough -- it can describe sticking to something like glue.

How does one fall off a verb?

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7 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

WTF is a cleave?

How does one fall off a verb?

You don't watch MASH much, do you.

Cleave, living end, Killroy was here, are old terms, but still used.

Living end is a word describing a Baffoon, and Cleave, is probably a nice way of saying falling on your ar**.

MASH is G rated, so they tend to get creative when swearing.

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7 years ago

Originally Posted by tagiscom

Living end is a word describing a Baffoon,

No it isn't.

living end. (idiomatic, preceded by the) The most extreme form of something or the final and most impactful development in a series of events -- whether favourable or unfavourable

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and Cleave, is probably a nice way of saying falling on your ar**.

No, it definitely isn't.

You might also want to learn how to spell the word buffoon.

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7 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

No it isn't.

Yes it is!

Living end, the | Define Living end, the at Dictionary.com

A person, thing, etc, that is about as much as one can stand; the END, the LIMIT • usually highly complimentary (1950s+ Beat & cool talk)

No, it definitely isn't.

Yes, it definitely is!

Cleave | Define Cleave at Dictionary.com

verb (used without object), cleaved or (Archaic) clave; cleaved; cleaving. 1. to adhere closely; stick; cling (usually followed by to).

2. to remain faithful (usually followed by to): to cleave to one's principles in spite of persecution.

Which in the MASH reference, of Falling off his cleave, as in, not sticking or clinging to a seat or stool, or falling off of it laughing!

Or falling off of it, etc.

You might also want to learn how to spell the word buffoon.

You might want to research it some more, lol!

Urban Dictionary: baffoon

baffoon
An obnoxious or oafish person.

Athough some do consider baffoon, to be a misspelling, so l will give you a half point for that one.

Have a nice day!

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7 years ago

Originally Posted by tagiscom

You might want to research it some more, lol!

Urban Dictionary: baffoon

Athough some do consider baffoon, to be a misspelling, so l will give you a half point for that one.

Have a nice day!

Urban dictionary is not source-worthy for citation. It a collection of definitions sourced from mostly idiots.

https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/buffoon

https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/se...&query=baffoon

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Claude Whitacre 7 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Urban dictionary is not source-worthy for citation. It a collection of definitions sourced from mostly idiots.

Are you saying the Urban Dictionary is sourced from people who are equally idiots? Or are you saying that most of the people sourcing it are idiots.

In other words (translated from it's original Ancient Rifflese)...

Are all these people mostly idiots. Or are just most of these people 100% idiots?

That's your homework tonight Mr. Riffle. I expect your essay in the morning.

By the way, in the Urban Dictionary, the word Essay means Friend.

And for Riffle, a "friend" is a word that describes an imaginary person that will one day enjoy his company. An untested theory.
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7 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Urban dictionary is not source-worthy for citation. It a collection of definitions sourced from mostly idiots.

An unspecified episode(s) of MASH is even more unreliable.

Shane, could you please specify EXACTLY which episode(s) of MASH you heard "cleave" and "living end" used in the context you described. If you're unable to do that we'll just have to rely on every official dictionary on the planet.

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7 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

An unspecified episode(s) of MASH is even more unreliable.

Shane, could you please specify EXACTLY which episode(s) of MASH you heard "cleave" and "living end" used in the context you described. If you're unable to do that we'll just have to rely on every official dictionary on the planet.

SEASON 9, EP 15, "BOTTOMS UP" 23+ MINUTES IN - "LIVING END"

SEASON 8, EP 12 "DEAR UNCLE ABDUL"
3.50+ MINUTES IN, "BREAK YOUR CLEAVE".

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o....E2.80.9381.29

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whateverpedia

7 years ago

Originally Posted by tagiscom

SEASON 9, EP 15, "BOTTOMS UP" 23+ MINUTES IN - "LIVING END"

You have completely misinterpreted the phrase "living end". Here's the sentence it was used in:

That B.J. Is the living end.

Read more: M*A*S*H (MASH) Z415 Episode Script | SS

It's difficult to interepret that as meaning a baffoon (sic). I repeat the definition I used earlier from dictionary.com:

A person, thing, etc, that is about as much as one can stand; the END, the LIMIT • usually highly complimentary (1950s+ Beat & cool talk)

If MASH had been made today, the quote would've been "That B.J. is the schizzle", or "That B.J is fully rad".

There is just no way anyone could interpret the use of the term "living end" to mean baffoon (sic), in or out of the context of that episode. Except you of course. And you are wrong. Again.

Originally Posted by tagiscom

SEASON 8, EP 12 "DEAR UNCLE ABDUL"
3.50+ MINUTES IN, "BREAK YOUR CLEAVE".

Wrong. What he actually said is:

Okay, but don't blame me if you fall off that stool laughing and break your ''klavey.:

"Just tell me the joke. I'll worry about my own ''klavey."

Source: M*A*S*H (MASH) S613 Episode Script | SS

I can't find any reference to what a 'klavey is, however because of the apostrophe it appears to be an abbreviation. Of what I've no idea.

Even if he had said "cleave" that would make it the only time in the history of the English language that the word cleave has been used to describe someone's arse. Cleavage perhaps, but definitely not cleave.

So, no. You have misinterpreted and misheard what was said and imposed definitions on the term and word that simply do not exist anywhere else.

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tagiscom

7 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

You have completely misinterpreted the phrase "living end". Here's the sentence it was used in:

It's difficult to interepret that as meaning a baffoon (sic). I repeat the definition I used earlier from dictionary.com:

If MASH had been made today, the quote would've been "That B.J. is the schizzle", or "That B.J is fully rad".

There is just no way anyone could interpret the use of the term "living end" to mean baffoon (sic), in or out of the context of that episode. Except you of course. And you are wrong. Again.

Wrong. What he actually said is:

I can't find any reference to what a 'klavey is, however because of the apostrophe it appears to be an abbreviation. Of what I've no idea.

Even if he had said "cleave" that would make it the only time in the history of the English language that the word cleave has been used to describe someone's arse. Cleavage perhaps, but definitely not cleave.

So, no. You have misinterpreted and misheard what was said and imposed definitions on the term and word that simply do not exist anywhere else.

True, but if someone falls off something because he was laughing so hard, odds on they will break their arse.

Pretty hard to break a toe or your leg, or anything else.

So, sorry l am right on this one.

The other, l don't really care anymore.

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Originally Posted by tagiscom

So, sorry l am right on this one.

No, you're not. They said 'klavey (as per the script). Did you read it?

Here's the episode you referred to on video.

MASH 8x12 - Dear Uncle Abdul - Dailymotion Video

Both Hawkeye and BJ clearly say klavey, not cleave at around the 4:30 mark.
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Originally Posted by tagiscom

Athough some do consider baffoon, to be a misspelling, so l will give you a half point for that one.

The scientific term for that type of person is, 'People that know how to spell.'

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yukon Banned 7 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

WTF is a cleave?

Cleave was Jean-Claude Van Damme's brother.

Or was it Cletus?
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Banned 7 years ago

It's almost 1 AM, what the hell is that chinging noise?

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People that bump old threads!
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7 years ago

Sleeping during the day is keeping me awake at night and also drinking too much coffee.

For my opinion, having to much problem to think and also too much stress is the main reason that causes insomnia

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lanfear63

7 years ago

Originally Posted by technicky

Sleeping during the day is keeping me awake at night and also drinking too much coffee.

For my opinion, having to much problem to think and also too much stress is the main reason that causes insomnia

"Sleeping during the day is keeping me awake at night"

You figured that out all by yourself?

How's the signature link clicking going.