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Jaded And Skeptical But Butt Kicking

by Ken Leatherman
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Once again I was looking at some of my old post and threads. I came across this one, from 5 years ago, and be sure and read it all the way through. Cause you will get a charge out of it.

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Now I'm going to leave you to your own devices, but not for long.

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  • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
    I saw that Big Frank and Yukon were banned, quite a common occurrence over the years.
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    • Profile picture of the author OptedIn
      Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

      I saw that Big Frank and Yukon were banned, quite a common occurrence over the years.
      Who is this, 'Big Frank' of whom you speak? Was he the guy banned for an overabundance of intellectual horsepower leaving those who tangled with him pummelled into submission? I remember that guy. If I remember correctly, he was incredibly handsome, too.

      This place was never the same without him. :-)

      Cheers. - Optie
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      • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
        Originally Posted by OptedIn View Post

        Who is this, 'Big Frank' of whom you speak? Was he the guy banned for an overabundance of intellectual horsepower leaving those who tangled with him pummelled into submission? I remember that guy. If I remember correctly, he was incredibly handsome, too.

        This place was never the same without him. :-)

        Cheers. - Optie
        "Was he the guy banned for an overabundance of intellectual horsemanure"

        Fixed.

        I think even Claude was banned a couple of times for not keeping a civil tongue in his head. But, over the years, even he has become more refined and tolerant thanks to Kurt's excellent training and the threat of Civil Actions.
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        • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
          Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

          refined and tolerant .
          Yup. The words Refined and Tolerant define me perfectly.
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          • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
            Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

            Yup. The words Rotund and Toblerone define me perfectly.
            Fixed.....
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        • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
          Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

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          I think even Claude was banned a couple of times for not keeping a civil tongue in his head. But, over the years, even he has become more refined and tolerant thanks to Kurt's excellent training and the threat of Civil Actions.
          Sure he has mellowed, Claude used to say, "Stable Genius" all of the time, probably because of the political bent, and getting something forbidden through the gates.

          And now he says, "print that on a T-shirt" for reasons unknown, probably saw it on a bumper sticker in the deep south?

          And what for the future, l suspect he will be saying this all of the time...

          Superclaudeifragilisticexpialidocious

          Probably because of the super reference, and that the word itself has no meaning.

          You are welcome Dan.

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          • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
            Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

            And now he says, "print that on a T-shirt" for reasons unknown,
            Shane; "Print that on a t-shirt" is a very common comment that is made between two heterosexual men. We say it often, so we can identify each other.

            The fact that Dan and Ken liked your post, now makes them my bitter enemas.
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            • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
              Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

              Shane; "Print that on a t-shirt" is a very common comment that is made between two heterosexual men. We say it often, so we can identify each other.

              The fact that Dan and Ken liked your post, now makes them my bitter enemas.
              "The fact that Dan and Ken liked your post, now makes them my bitter enemas"

              Is that where you use grapefruit juice?
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            • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
              Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

              Shane; "Print that on a t-shirt" is a very common comment that is made between two heterosexual men. We say it often, so we can identify each other.
              We tend to say, "Ok mate" unless you watch too many US movies where they tend to get someone who speaks Cockney from the UK and tries to pass himself off as Australian.

              The fact that Dan and Ken liked your post, now makes them my bitter enemas.
              But you liked my post,..which means you are your own worst enema.

              I know Dan l am on a roll.

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              • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

                We tend to say, "Ok mate" unless you watch too many US movies where they tend to get someone who speaks Cockney from the UK and tries to pass himself off as Australian.
                Shane; Let's be real....NOBODY tries to pass themselves off as Australian.




                Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

                But you liked my post,..which means you are your own worst enema.

                I know Dan l am on a roll.
                Well done. We should start a new thread...."Describe your worst enema".
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            • Profile picture of the author Ken Leatherman
              Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

              Shane; "Print that on a t-shirt" is a very common comment that is made between two heterosexual men. We say it often, so we can identify each other.

              The fact that Dan and Ken liked your post, now makes them my bitter enemas.
              Claude are you saying Dan and I are douchebags. I resemble that remark thank you very much. You use a douchebag for giving enemas, right?
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          Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

          "Was he the guy banned for an overabundance of intellectual horsemanure"
          That's hurtful.
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  • Profile picture of the author Ken Leatherman
    Yes through out the years this was true. However I think as they matured (got old) they mellowed out. (yellowed).

    As far me I have got mean as a snake, but don't tell Kay King. She thinks I'm this gentle older statesman.

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  • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
    tbh, summonin' past classics before me is bettah achieved by watchin' musself do yogah in the mirrah.

    I may be closah to death now than when I was like a 5yo, but my butt is way dinkiah than 2 pickled onions sinkin' into swamp.

    I glisten, I am way neat to chomp on, an' if'n you can handle my vinegah I will repay you in the freshest of evident CRUNCHY.

    Less'n, course, you sum kinda dipsh-centric bein'.

    tbh I gaht no ideah what you gotta do to get banned HURROUND here no more.

    Where once I was a maverick, now all I gaht to proffer are the ramblings of an inconsequential cunnyhole.

    For sure I had T-shirts done, but they misspelled inconsequential which is prolly why I naht faymuss now like Brad Pitt.

    Or Satan.

    Actschwlly, yeah, I remembah now ... I gaht banned here for mentionin' Satan.

    As the histry of glorifiable mortyools turned out, I believe I was bein' accidentally prescient.

    Huh!

    ** My frickin' braino! **

    Anyways, you wanna do yogah fronta the mirrah without dyin' from your own rufflehexschwaahn, likely I gaht TIPS.

    Such is the suckable fullness of pickled onions, I guess, with or without moderately sensayshnyool yogah pants.

    Or zucchini twined on out into a DNA kinda structyoore gotta grace your plate bcs for sure it ain't gowin' anyplace else less'n you can relax out all jellyfish.

    See?

    Ima jus' fulla love, no mattah how jaded I may seem.

    (An' if'n you wanna quibble that, remembah this is my hoppinyouahn & naht yours.)

    My view?

    As of now?

    History is incendiary asya wanna make it.

    An' that is why we still gaht noplace to stage dinosaur ballet.

    Tellya, we gaht the theaters, them plucky ole 85 ton lumpsa shit would be shimmyin' their schwango like crayzee like there was no tamara!
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  • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
    Neat imagry, Danno.

    See bcs if'n you laid a regulah Cadburys on stomacha Circumererence Doom, likely melta the stuffs would jus' be messy.

    Cheryl. Hosepipe. "Why, you don't love me no more, melting that chocolate on your stomach rather than crafting it into heart-shaped fancies specially for my pleasure."

    Toblerone advantage lies in the noogerty molecyooles embedded within.

    That is why it SHAPES ITSELF ovah evry curve as it melts.

    Nevah drippin' away.

    Jus' huggin' as gravity compels ... an' no more.

    Mathematically exotic triangulah structures lofted in a once-in-a-lifetime parabola toward the heavens jus' above the navel.

    Less'n Cheryl drahps TWO Toblerones on the guy while he sleepin', an' it is here we progress beyond crude mathematics to essential romance.

    Bcs for sure I would love for sumone to lay out Toblerone on my boobies this way, but I gaht volume issues mean that triangle arc is more like steps up the sidea a pyramid.

    Squido gals rule on Toblerone melto smarts, I guess.

    Main thing is ... dontcha jus' wanna lick chocklit offa yr faverit people!

    Tellya, I gaht a place nearnuff close to my heart for them Scramble Evryplace chocklit raisins.

    An' my Boobie Science Exercise app says I gaht a Squish Factah of 3.654 for 'em, plus also kumquats, which is above avridge for gals my height.

    That is a sweet kinda affirmative considerin' so many pointahs suggest we all gonna be devoured by Satan.

    Jus' to check btw -- you snappin' off the Toblerone withya fingahs or jus'chompin' on in?

    (Natchrlly if this wain't Ahf Tahpic, I would also now gotta ask if'n nowan jus' drops the whole triangular romp down their throat without even takin' the wrappah off. The ****in' heathens!)
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    • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
      Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

      Neat imagry, Danno.

      See bcs if'n you laid a regulah Cadburys on stomacha Circumererence Doom, likely melta the stuffs would jus' be messy.

      Cheryl. Hosepipe. "Why, you don't love me no more, melting that chocolate on your stomach rather than crafting it into heart-shaped fancies specially for my pleasure."

      Toblerone advantage lies in the noogerty molecyooles embedded within.

      That is why it SHAPES ITSELF ovah evry curve as it melts.

      Nevah drippin' away.

      Jus' huggin' as gravity compels ... an' no more.

      Mathematically exotic triangulah structures lofted in a once-in-a-lifetime parabola toward the heavens jus' above the navel.

      Less'n Cheryl drahps TWO Toblerones on the guy while he sleepin', an' it is here we progress beyond crude mathematics to essential romance.

      Bcs for sure I would love for sumone to lay out Toblerone on my boobies this way, but I gaht volume issues mean that triangle arc is more like steps up the sidea a pyramid.

      Squido gals rule on Toblerone melto smarts, I guess.

      Main thing is ... dontcha jus' wanna lick chocklit offa yr faverit people!

      Tellya, I gaht a place nearnuff close to my heart for them Scramble Evryplace chocklit raisins.

      An' my Boobie Science Exercise app says I gaht a Squish Factah of 3.654 for 'em, plus also kumquats, which is above avridge for gals my height.

      That is a sweet kinda affirmative considerin' so many pointahs suggest we all gonna be devoured by Satan.

      Jus' to check btw -- you snappin' off the Toblerone withya fingahs or jus'chompin' on in?

      (Natchrlly if this wain't Ahf Tahpic, I would also now gotta ask if'n nowan jus' drops the whole triangular romp down their throat without even takin' the wrappah off. The ****in' heathens!)

      See, Claude? Princess gets it.
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