Happy Birthday, Claude

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Happy 69th birthday, Claude. I hope you live long enough to flip your age upside down.
  • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
    Surely their is something else we can do to mark this momentous occasion.

    I know, a Funeral Rehearsal

    Happy Birthday Claude
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    • Profile picture of the author discrat
      Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

      Surely their is something else we can do to Mark
      String him up by his "pun-y" arse.
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    Happy cake day, Claude!
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    Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

    Happy 69th birthday, Claude. I hope you live long enough to flip your age upside down.

    Thank you very much for the kind......

    Wait...WAIT! Why are you being nice to me?

    Suspicious...Very suspicious.
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    • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

      Thank you very much for the kind......

      Wait...WAIT! Why are you being nice to me?

      Suspicious...Very suspicious.
      I fear my birthday insult went unnoticed...
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      • Profile picture of the author Frank Donovan
        Happy Birthday, Claude. As long as your age keeps ahead of your waist size, you're doing OK.


        Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

        I fear my birthday insult went unnoticed...
        Thanks. Now that vision of Claude attempting a handstand just won't go away..
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      • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
        Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

        I fear my birthday insult went unnoticed...
        I got it.

        And if I die by the end of the year....you did it.
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  • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
    I forgot, here's your card and hope it redresses the balance on Dan's niceness.

    https://bmacards.com/pY1Ts8

    What a nasty cat
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

      I forgot, here's your card and hope it redresses the balance on Dan's niceness.

      https://bmacards.com/pY1Ts8

      What a nasty cat
      That was very kind of you.

      Erwin Schrödinger had a cat that looked just like that.
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      • Profile picture of the author discrat
        69 years old ? Well my Mom who is 89 considers anyone under 80 as a baby. So Claude you still have a ways to go and the best years are still ahead for you, young man
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  • Profile picture of the author laurencewins
    Happy Birthday Claude. I think that the older you get, the less they seem to mean, but at least you got to see another one.
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    Happy Birthday! - may it not suck as good as the vacuums you sell brother!
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    Happy Birthday, Claude, hope you enjoyed the day.
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  • tbh 69 sounds cool to Moi, howevah you wanna figure the pertickulers.

    Great thing is, 69 is kinda young for'n a Capricorn.

    So likely we can all enjoy yr genrous contribyootions for plenty years long aftah summa evrywan here is kinda dead.

    (I'm minded to refrence LEGACY here, but for plenny folks, that gotta also equate to CURSE.)

    Extra kudos to Rifflepops for the shoutout 'bout your noomerically significant status.

    Tellya, anywan wantsya dead by 71, it is that guy.

    Plus also most people here.

    An' their pets.

    * You feelin' the love yet, Sweetie? *

    Gotta hope you been treated to sumthin' real speshl.

    Like a 40s Junior 375 revved up all growly jus' as you blowin' out the candles on yr cake.

    Sweep On, Mr Whitacre -- prefrbly in them karate-centric loon pants we all know your circumference doom loves to hang so gloriously offa its person.
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    Happy Birthday, Claude
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    Thanks, Yaji

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    Cake day! Let's get this party started
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