Happy Birthday, Claude

by Dan Riffle

Posted: 2 years ago 17 replies

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Happy 69th birthday, Claude. I hope you live long enough to flip your age upside down.

lanfear63 2 years ago

Surely their is something else we can do to mark this momentous occasion.

I know, a Funeral Rehearsal

Happy Birthday Claude
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- discrat 2 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by lanfear63
  
  Surely their is something else we can do to Mark
  
  String him up by his "pun-y" arse.
  
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Kay King 2 years ago

Happy cake day, Claude!
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- discrat 2 years ago
  
  Yaaaaay for Claude
  
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Claude Whitacre 2 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Happy 69th birthday, Claude. I hope you live long enough to flip your age upside down.

Thank you very much for the kind......

Wait...WAIT! Why are you being nice to me?

Suspicious...Very suspicious.
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- Dan Riffle 2 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  Thank you very much for the kind......
  
  Wait...WAIT! Why are you being nice to me?
  
  Suspicious...Very suspicious.
  
  I fear my birthday insult went unnoticed...
  
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  Frank Donovan 2 years ago
  
  Happy Birthday, Claude. As long as your age keeps ahead of your waist size, you're doing OK.
  
  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
  I fear my birthday insult went unnoticed...
  
  Thanks. Now that vision of Claude attempting a handstand just won't go away..
  
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  Claude Whitacre 2 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
  I fear my birthday insult went unnoticed...
  
  I got it.
  
  And if I die by the end of the year....you did it.
  
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lanfear63 2 years ago

I forgot, here's your card and hope it redresses the balance on Dan's niceness.

https://bmacards.com/pY1Ts8

What a nasty cat
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- Claude Whitacre 2 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by lanfear63
  
  I forgot, here's your card and hope it redresses the balance on Dan's niceness.
  
  https://bmacards.com/pY1Ts8
  
  What a nasty cat
  
  That was very kind of you.
  
  Erwin Schrödinger had a cat that looked just like that.
  
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  discrat 2 years ago
  
  69 years old ? Well my Mom who is 89 considers anyone under 80 as a baby. So Claude you still have a ways to go and the best years are still ahead for you, young man
  
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laurencewins 2 years ago

Happy Birthday Claude. I think that the older you get, the less they seem to mean, but at least you got to see another one.
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art72 2 years ago

Happy Birthday! - may it not suck as good as the vacuums you sell brother!
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DWolfe 2 years ago

Happy Birthday, Claude, hope you enjoyed the day.
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Princess Balestra 2 years ago

tbh 69 sounds cool to Moi, howevah you wanna figure the pertickulers.

Great thing is, 69 is kinda young for'n a Capricorn.

So likely we can all enjoy yr genrous contribyootions for plenty years long aftah summa evrywan here is kinda dead.

(I'm minded to refrence LEGACY here, but for plenny folks, that gotta also equate to CURSE.)

Extra kudos to Rifflepops for the shoutout 'bout your noomerically significant status.

Tellya, anywan wantsya dead by 71, it is that guy.

Plus also most people here.

An' their pets.

* You feelin' the love yet, Sweetie? *

Gotta hope you been treated to sumthin' real speshl.

Like a 40s Junior 375 revved up all growly jus' as you blowin' out the candles on yr cake.

Sweep On, Mr Whitacre -- prefrbly in them karate-centric loon pants we all know your circumference doom loves to hang so gloriously offa its person.
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yaji 2 years ago

Happy Birthday, Claude
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EllietheMarketer 2 years ago

Cake day! Let's get this party started
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