Your Best & Worst Christmas Gift?

A gift card to my favorite store. Still can't tell if it was the best or the worst one.

To be honest I have always been greatful for all my gifts, plus as an adult I never had any expectations of receiving a gift .Yesterday I was gifted with a jacket and a nice pair of socks so over all I am happy .

God bless you

I feel the same. If someone bothers to think of me and give me a gift or a card....I'm grateful.

I received a portable household tool kit from one of my brothers. The funny thing is I have several toolboxes in my garage since I worked in the family auto business. I appreciate the thought, that it will replace one or two things lost over the years. However,, I never would have guessed the gift before hand.

The best gift I ever got was my son who was born 12 days before Christmas.

He's now 39 and has an executive job at Boeing in Seattle.

I've never really gotten a bad gift because I know it's the thought that counts...even though 40-some years ago my ex-mother-in-law hurriedly wrapped a flashlight up and gave it to me because she didn't know I was coming over

The gift of cash never disappoints.

I can't think of a worst gift, since I'm thankful for anything someone goes out of their way to do for me or give.

Although.. about 10 years ago I was hanging out in several bars around the city during a binge drinking session on Christmas day and the cops were called twice on the same day by a bartender on different people in different bars I was drinking with. Glad I don't binge drink or hang out in bars any longer.

K, so I gaht sum SOPE.

Would rathah lowshin up mubbody tbh, but there are advantages to SOPE when nowan ain't lookin'.

Thing is tho, I only read the instructions aftah I RUBBED THE SOPE ' pon mufflesh.

*I know*

Yeah bcs since when did SOPE evah come with instructions?

Evin morons know YOU CAIN'T EAT IT YOU CAIN'T BURN IT PLUS YOU WANNA THROW SHIT AT NOWAN A ROCK IS EASIAH.

So, like ima pullin' said Chrismuss Scenty Scenty sope from outta my substitoot exoticahole ... an' suddinly DARK MISTS BEGIN TO FORM.

Aw yeah, bcs I ain't seen this is DEMON NIGHTMARE sope.

"To be viewed or sniffed from afar," said the soppin' label in my hand as I cried WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? "Failure to observe these operational parameters will result in the immediate and terminal cessation of your mortal gravitas."

As yr natchrl Princess, I would wish to speak freely an' gloriously 'bout mysterious aurastuffs blossomin' from my tinglydanglies ... but I gotta tellya this SOPE gaht evin' Moi gaggin' for woids.

Hey, but most myth trails feacher this kinda stuff, so likely I will survive the specters now ravagin' my apartment, friends, assoomed reality, etc.

Janno, we kinda forgitted the powah of THUNDAH.

Rage from outta the skies.

An' now we all dopes, we gaht Mayille Perfooms bein' squirted all ovah by sum Boss Ponce from Assgird.

How shall we cleanse our orifi when all horizons are forevah diminished?