Happy Birthday Claude

Happy Birthday Claude!

Claude W.

Staying Alive

Means Getting Older

You Are Exceptional

Wiser Than Most

As Proven

By Thousands

Of Your Great Posts

Happy Birthday

And May You Have

Many More!!!

He has not answered yet because he's off with the aliens from the drones.

Happy Birthday.

Mark

Thanks Guys!

I just got home. Sorry for the delay.

Turning 70 has affected me more than I thought it would. It's officially old. Turning 69? Not a problem. But it's surreal being older than my parents ever lived to be.

Happy birthday, Claude.

Seventy is quite an accomplishment for someone with such a punchable face.

My regards to Cheryl, a woman whose beauty has an inverse correlation with her taste in men.

AI did a great job but when l typed in Claude...



Birthday was spelt wrong and it got donuts mixed up with cats, (and look cats everywhere).

We joke about his cats overthrowing the free world, but look, (by the way l am joking have a good one Claude).

Happy B-Day!

I too tried to generate a birthday greeting using AI.

I used your profile photo.

This is what I got:


Wild Man

Naht bad for a guy who looks 80, I guess.

Hey -- but you a CAPRICORN, so mebbe we all jus' gotta keep up.

srsly tho, anythin' with a ZERO figures way more colossal than numbahs don't gaht the fkr.

This is what Shayne says (he is 13, an' he hails from Kaniapiskau):

I would love zero stuffs in my life right now! Like when I was 10 ... or what I will become when I am 20.

But FFS ... 13?

I am NOPLACE!

I am a VOIDHOLE OF INCONSEQUENCE!

Plus also I got ZITS on my FRIENDS!

So I would wanna wish you the best for this real cool milestone.

Plus also for Cheryl.

"Hey, babe -- now I've ascended to more ultimate heights than I ever imagined, maybe it is time to sing my song."

"Which is what? Remind me while you toss tomorrow's dinner to those damn feral cats. Or your brainpower to that Riffle loser, if you wanna be metaphorical about shit."

"Babe ... I just know I can MAKE IT ...

Daniel Hess
Gotta confess
his shit sucked
the garbage up ..."

"You wanna put some trousers on? I am so with you hon, but I don't see how any pathway to musical glory is possible if it is just you in your underpants."

"Rotating brushes!
Sweeps beyond sweeps!
Spangler me out!
Yup! Yup! Yup!"

"Hmm ... yeah ... I get it now. But you would maybe wanna figure those lyrics with somebody like Mark, because he makes me laugh so much."

"You saying I could still make it on Broadway?"

"Darling, you've been broadway since whenever. For all her shameless hussycraft *cough* *aack* that Princess character was right about CIRCUMFERENCE DOOM."

"Yeah, so ... uhm .. you figure I could still make it ... as a vacuum-centric household appliance yodelsy novelty act?"

"I would not call that yodelling, to be fair. So if you can bear to dress yourself, and wipe the sweat from your considerable brow, I believe there is a celebratory birthday cake waiting for you in the Whitacre Parlour."

"Like ... for my 69th?"

"Yeah, but with more nuts and cream and shit."