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Man claims cow seduced him for sex

Posted: 15 years ago 19 replies

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15 years ago

Yeah, those evil temptation ridden cows.

Write to your congressbods, parliametarians, kings, queens, chiefs, leaders and demand that cows be forced to wear burkhas.

You know it makes sense.
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15 years ago

Lawrence? What on earth are you doing up there?

Get a library card or something...
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15 years ago

That's "udderly" disgusting! /end Bill-like pun
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15 years ago

This answers the question....

How hard-up can a guy be??????

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15 years ago

I knew Islam permitted relations with Goats but cows as well? Guess he likes a lady with a little 'meat on the bone'

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  Originally Posted by skyfox7
  
  I knew Islam permitted relations with Goats but cows as well? Guess he likes a lady with a little 'meat on the bone'
  
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  And rows of teats:rolleyes:
  
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  Originally Posted by MissTerraK
  
  And rows of teats:rolleyes:
  
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  Hilarious. I couldn't stop myself laughing. But why would you go for a cow, if you can pay or ask someone for the service? Nevermind. (Still laughing...)
  
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The cow was reportedly drowned in the sea to rid the village of bad luck.

What the heck!? I'm no animal rights activist but this is crazy!

Ain't he the one who should be drowned? The cow got raped and killed.
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  That should be one mad cow! Talk about having your beef and eating it too! I got a million of 'em!
  
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  Originally Posted by Sumit Menon
  
  Ain't he the one who should be drowned? The cow got raped and killed.
  
  No, the cow was asking for it, remember? Bovine hussy.
  
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15 years ago

I doubt the cow was to impressed after the bull she had last week.

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15 years ago

That's "udderly" disgus...

Never mind.

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15 years ago

Originally Posted by Bill Farnham

That's "udderly" disgus...

Never mind.

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Holy cow have I got a beef with you Bill! It's a bunch of bull that you're borrowing my punchline and I'm sure you'll try to milk it for all it's worth. I really think you should take the bull by the horns and mooooove on.

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15 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

Kurt, don't have a cow, man!

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15 years ago

Must have been those big brown Betty Davis eyes. Oh wait, he wasn't at that end.

The cow was reportedly drowned in the sea to rid the village of bad luck.

That's one village that apparently decided to keep its idiot.
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What would Mancow say?

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15 years ago

So WHY did they drown the COW!?!?!? It would have made more sense to drown the instigator, right? I hope not ALL indonesian influenced people think as that chief, though it WOULD explain a LOT!

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  eeewww.
  
  I bet the cow was wondering "where's the beef"
  
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  Originally Posted by seasoned
  
  So WHY did they drown the COW!?!?!?
  
  Because it was an evil seductress cow with unnatural designs on all the men of the village! Everybody knows that's bad luck.
  
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