Make me laugh guys!

by pilatospoonfork

Posted: 15 years ago 27 replies

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Hey guys! Can you do me a favor? I am tired of work and I want to see or read or whatever that will make me laugh.

Thanks Guys!

ramkarthick2012 15 years ago

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jagbani 15 years ago

dont mind but i think you should watch yourself in mirror
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- LynnM 15 years ago
  
  Try this:
  
  ‪People Laughing at Other peoples...
  
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- jeffrey73 15 years ago
  
  Geez, so funny I almost forgot to laugh.. :rolleyes:
  
  Originally Posted by jagbani
  
  dont mind but i think you should watch yourself in mirror
  
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  waterotter 15 years ago
  
  Is it "Fore" or "Two"?
  
  On a golf tour in Newfoundland , Mike Weir drives his new Ford Fusion into a gas station in a remote town. The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Newfoundland manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
  
  "How's she cuttin' bye" (boy) says the attendant. Mike nods a quick 'hello' and bends forward to pick up the nozzle.
  
  As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
  
  "What are dose?" asks the attendant.
  
  "They're called tees" replies Mike.
  
  "Well, what on god's earth are dey for?" inquires the attendant.
  
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Kurt 15 years ago

‪TV Fail Compilation‬&rlm; -...
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detector 15 years ago

dont flame me but

why does a squirrel swim upside down in the water?

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to keep his nuts dry.
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pilatospoonfork 15 years ago

Hey Kurt! Your video makes me laugh that I almost pee on my pants! LOL!
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- Melissa82 15 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by pilatospoonfork
  
  Hey Kurt! Your video makes me laugh that I almost pee on my pants! LOL!
  
  I second that! Thanks for posting!
  
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Kurt 15 years ago

My favorite is the newscaster's slip of the tongue at about 1:25 in the video. Her expression when she realized what she just said is priceless.
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- Roaddog 15 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Kurt
  
  My favorite is the newscaster's slip of the tongue at about 1:25 in the video. Her expression when she realized what she just said is priceless.
  
  You know Kurt, I often think there are editors out there sittin on goldmines.
  
  Editors, the backbone of 'Hollywood'...
  
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  sundown16 15 years ago
  
  ....just think for minute
  
  "if the world didn't suck"...
  we would ALL fall off the edge!
  
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  Kay King 15 years ago
  
  Kurt - That's a hoot - but that last bit with the curling really got me laughing.
  
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  Kurt 15 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Kay King
  
  Kurt - That's a hoot - but that last bit with the curling really got me laughing.
  
  The curling is my second favorite.
  
  I also like the very first one where the news girl gets on the sled with her mike cord stuck on the sled and takes out the camera guy.
  
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Sheryl Polomka 15 years ago

The curling gets my vote - thats funny
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Kurt 15 years ago

How about the World's Worst Burglar:

‪World's Dumbest Criminal‬&rlm; -...
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Sheryl Polomka

15 years ago

What a complete idiot!!! How did that guy keep on getting back up, I'm surprised he didn't knock himself out or do himself a serious injury. What an idiot! Couldn't even smash the camera LMAO

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Kurt

15 years ago

Originally Posted by Sheryl Polomka

What a complete idiot!!! How did that guy keep on getting back up, I'm surprised he didn't knock himself out or do himself a serious injury. What an idiot! Couldn't even smash the camera LMAO

Guys like that make me feel smart.

At the end it's kind of funny. He's given up and just sitting there smoking a cigarette waiting for the pollice to show up.

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Sunfyre7896 15 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

Guys like that make me feel smart.

At the end it's kind of funny. He's given up and just sitting there smoking a cigarette waiting for the pollice to show up.

I wish I could find it but it was on one of those world's dumbest criminal shows and these 2 teens, no more than 13, maybe 14, decided they were going to rob a place. So in their grand wisdom after careful planning, of at least 5 minutes, they entered in and went to the desk to demand cash. This was on video. The problem was that it was the local police station in Florida. Needless to say, the cops weren't amused and 20 cops came out of the back and arrested them. That's definitely a head slap moment.
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sofiaisabella 15 years ago

HEHEHEHHEHEEH thanks Kurt For make us laugh. your video is really very funny
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daleron 15 years ago

Here's something I posted a while back:

Best Christopher Walken Impersonators

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Michael Mayo 15 years ago

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Eddie gets out his cell phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps, "My friend Jim is dead! What can I do?"

The operator says, "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There's a silence, then a shot is heard.
Back on the phone, Eddie says, "OK, now what?"
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TLTheLiberator 15 years ago

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- ThomM 15 years ago
  
  As told by Super Dave on the Conan show.
  
  I guy walks into a bar and sees a monkey in a cage.
  "What's the monkey for?" asks the guy.
  The bartender takes the monkey out of the cage and hits it in the side of the head with a baseball bat. The monkey immediately gets down on the floor and gives the bartender a b.J.
  The bartender says to the guy "Want to give it a try?"
  "Sure" says the guy, "just don't hit me as hard".
  
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dagaul101 15 years ago

"I once dated two anorexics... Two birds one stone"
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merereilly 15 years ago

Look up "Scarlet takes a tumble" on YouTube gets me every time!
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pilatospoonfork 15 years ago

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

- I Just wonder
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