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  • Profile picture of the author webdesigner2979
    I would really love to see this
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  • Profile picture of the author taskemann
    Originally Posted by highhopes View Post

    Have a tooth pulled sitting comfortably on the pavement


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    Well, it's better than nothing isn't it? :rolleyes:
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    • Profile picture of the author highhopes
      Originally Posted by taskemann View Post

      Well, it's better than nothing isn't it? :rolleyes:
      you could say a slap in the face is better than nothing! LOL
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      • Profile picture of the author Mark Andrews
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        I absolutely detest dentists with a vengeance. In my opinion they should all be lined up and shot. A bit extreme I know. Too many bad memories of them as a kid. The one I had - I'm sure his fetish was torture on the quiet.

        I've actually got a real phobia about dentists, in short they absolutely terrify me.

        The last 3 back molars which were giving me gyp, I actually pulled them out myself using a pair of pliers. Self-dentistry rules.

        First drank 4 double vodka's, then dipped the pliers in boiling hot water to sterilize them, open mouth, place pair of pliers (hopefully) on the offending tooth, grip hard and start twisting it for all you're worth.

        A few yelps of pain, the question going through my head, "What the fcuk am I doing this to myself for?" A few more gargles of excruciating pain and an hour later... out popped the tooth. Voila!

        Drink more vodka, pass out, wake up, drink more vodka, pass out, wake up and there you have it, the pain has all but gone.

        Of course the other alternative is to tie a piece of string around the offending tooth, tie the other end to a door handle and slam the door shut.

        Last time I did this though, I almost yanked my head clean off.
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        • Profile picture of the author highhopes
          Originally Posted by Mark Andrews View Post

          I absolutely detest dentists with a vengeance. In my opinion they should all be lined up and shot. A bit extreme I know. Too many bad memories of them as a kid. The one I had - I'm sure his fetish was torture on the quiet.

          I've actually got a real phobia about dentists, in short they absolutely terrify me.

          The last 3 back molars which were giving me gyp, I actually pulled them out myself using a pair of pliers. Self-dentistry rules.

          First drank 4 double vodka's, then dipped the pliers in boiling hot water to sterilize them, open mouth, place pair of pliers (hopefully) on the offending tooth, grip hard and start twisting it for all you're worth.

          A few yelps of pain, the question going through my head, "What the fcuk am I doing this to myself for?" A few more gargles of excruciating pain and an hour later... out popped the tooth. Voila!

          Drink more vodka, pass out, wake up, drink more vodka, pass out, wake up and there you have it, the pain has all but gone.

          Of course the other alternative is to tie a piece of string around the offending tooth, tie the other end to a door handle and slam the door shut.

          Last time I did this though, I almost yanked my head clean off.
          Bloody hell Mark....that is extreme but very brave!
          I know what you mean about the dentist and having bad experiences....I remember my mother taking me to one day or two before xmas to get my bad tooth sorted. I was about 5 years old and scared. the tooth needed pulling, the dentist reluctantly treated me because it was my mother insisting it was an emergency...he did not give me gas to knock me out..i screamed through the whole session, I felt the pain.
          It took me 12 years before i went to one again. I used to knock on the door with a sponge and run away before! LOL

          But my fear has gone now. It is a great joy to place jam in the middle of a pulled tooth, place it on the table AND WATCH IT ACHE! Ha ha!
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  • Profile picture of the author Charlotte Jay
    Are you serious Mark? OMG. Dude, find a dentist that will SEDATE you, don't just settle for the first one you find. I ended up going to at least 4 before I settled on one that knows me and my phobias.
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    • Yeeaaahh - that'll work! Nothing like a nice sanitary street corner to have your teeth worked on... (btw: did you see HIS teeth?)

      I think I would rather be worked on by Doc Holliday, at least he would have whiskey...:p
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    • Profile picture of the author Mark Andrews
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      Originally Posted by Charlotte Jay View Post

      Are you serious Mark? OMG. Dude, find a dentist that will SEDATE you, don't just settle for the first one you find. I ended up going to at least 4 before I settled on one that knows me and my phobias.
      Am I serious?

      Well, only in part yes. The pliers bit was true. The string and the door handle definitely not. Just me having fun with words for shock and entertainment value lol.

      No point finding a permanent dentist now, even one who would sedate me. In a few days time, I'm setting off on my 12 months road trip around Europe.

      I suppose I could always kidnap a rather fetching dental nurse, bung her in the back (no pun intended) and have her work on me over a vodka or two or three though. Might not be a bad idea actually lol.

      Don't worry, I just bought a new pair of pliers and I've got a gas oven / stove in the back if any of my tools for the engine need sterilizing.

      It's all good.

      Chin chin!


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  • Profile picture of the author Charlotte Jay
    LOL You're a nutter!
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  • Profile picture of the author hardraysnight
    not only india, i have seen it in asia, including dentures while you wait
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  • Profile picture of the author bailbondsguys
    Looks like a sterilized environment to practice dentistry in.
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  • Profile picture of the author loungebiz
    Originally Posted by highhopes View Post

    Have a tooth pulled sitting comfortably on the pavement


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    Duhh... i hate when it come for me to meet a dentist. If the situation is like this, i rather not to go to dentist the rest of my life.
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  • Profile picture of the author Solzenjicin
    Oh my God... and India isn't poorest country..
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    • Profile picture of the author highhopes
      most Russians regard themselves European, although over half of the country is in Asia. More people live in the western area.
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  • Profile picture of the author hardraysnight
    DECREE

    because encyclopaedia brattanica and national geographic both blew it in defining asia, i will

    as of now and forever lasting

    only these countries shall be part of asia, in no particular order
    china, myanmar, thailand, laos, vietnam, cambodia, singapore, korea

    thank you and no changes allowed

    tell your friends and rulers, then, and only then, will they know the truth
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    • Profile picture of the author highhopes
      Originally Posted by oncewerewarriors View Post

      DECREE

      because encyclopaedia brattanica and national geographic both blew it in defining asia, i will

      as of now and forever lasting

      only these countries shall be part of asia, in no particular order
      china, myanmar, thailand, laos, vietnam, cambodia, singapore, korea

      thank you and no changes allowed

      tell your friends and rulers, then, and only then, will they know the truth
      Do these countries have dentists though ?
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      • Profile picture of the author hardraysnight
        Originally Posted by highhopes View Post

        Do these countries have dentists though ?
        let us hope, for everyone's sake, the yanks are not coming
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        • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
          Originally Posted by hardraysnight View Post

          let us hope, for everyone's sake, the yanks are not coming
          But you're perfectly happy to use a "yank's" forum, eh? :confused:
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          • Profile picture of the author hardraysnight
            Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

            But you're perfectly happy to use a "yank's" forum, eh? :confused:
            dear boy

            i was talking about tooth extractions

            i also use windows, but at least mine is a pirate copy
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            • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
              Originally Posted by hardraysnight View Post

              dear boy

              i was talking about tooth extractions

              i also use windows, but at least mine is a pirate copy
              Boy? You need to learn some manners.

              And using pirated software generally isn't something to brag about around here, but thanks for letting us all know you can't be trusted.
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        • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
          Originally Posted by hardraysnight View Post

          let us hope, for everyone's sake, the yanks are not coming
          Hmmmm,

          You obviously don't care too much for Yanks.

          What to do? :confused:

          Ah, got just the thing!




          Did I yank your chain? :p


          Terra
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    • Profile picture of the author taskemann
      Originally Posted by oncewerewarriors View Post

      DECREE

      because encyclopaedia brattanica and national geographic both blew it in defining asia, i will

      as of now and forever lasting

      only these countries shall be part of asia, in no particular order
      china, myanmar, thailand, laos, vietnam, cambodia, singapore, korea

      thank you and no changes allowed

      tell your friends and rulers, then, and only then, will they know the truth
      Ok... So where is India and the rest of the "Asian" countries then? In Africa? In North America?
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      • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
        Isn't there an Asia Major and Asia Minor?

        How are those described then? :confused:

        I hated geography classes, lol!

        Terra
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        • Profile picture of the author highhopes
          See how the subject of dentists in India can be so complicated?
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        • Profile picture of the author hardraysnight
          Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

          Isn't there an Asia Major and Asia Minor?

          How are those described then? :confused:

          I hated geography classes, lol!

          Terra
          the majors are in the army and the minors are all called morris
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      • Profile picture of the author hardraysnight
        Originally Posted by taskemann View Post

        Ok... So where is India and the rest of the "Asian" countries then? In Africa? In North America?
        is scandinavia ten letters?
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  • Profile picture of the author hardraysnight
    my correspondence appears to be up to date now
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