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Science Nerd Jokes.

by HeySal
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These are pretty funny - have a go at them:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/jokes...374711_1313792
  • Profile picture of the author seasoned
    I am surprised you like joke #2!

    FUNNY!

    Steve
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Why wouldn't I like that one? It's hilarious. I found several of them LOL.
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    • Profile picture of the author ThomM
      I don't know what bothers me more. That I didn't get 4 of them or that I didn't get 4 of them.
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    • Profile picture of the author seasoned
      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      Why wouldn't I like that one? It's hilarious. I found several of them LOL.
      There is one there that says:

      2 scientists are at a bar. One asks for H20. #2 says I'll have H2O TOO. #2 dies.

      MY understanding of that is that the bar tender, instead of hearing H2O ALSO, hears H2O2, and gives him hydrogen peroxide. And YOU advocate drinking it! YEAH, I KNOW! YOU say diluted, but STILL....

      ALSO, I was trying to be funny.

      Steve
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      • Profile picture of the author HeySal
        Originally Posted by seasoned View Post

        There is one there that says:

        2 scientists are at a bar. One asks for H20. #2 says I'll have H2O TOO. #2 dies.

        MY understanding of that is that the bar tender, instead of hearing H2O ALSO, hears H2O2, and gives him hydrogen peroxide. And YOU advocate drinking it! YEAH, I KNOW! YOU say diluted, but STILL....

        ALSO, I was trying to be funny.

        Steve
        :confused: I advocated drinking H202? Um....not even. There are peroxide therapies that use 33% foodgrade at the dilution level of one or two drops a glass -- but I would NEVER advocate ANYONE to do this if they aren't completely familiar with the process. Serious as a crutch. You don't just read about it and start sipping. Yikes. Foodgrade is 33% and it can burn the snot out of you if you drop it on your skin.......ya wanna drink that?
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    LOL. "Entropy isn't what it used to be".
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