Have You Ever Been Abducted By Aliens & Operated On In A Big, Glowing UFO?

11 years ago

I'm not sure, to tell you the truth. The best I can say is not that I remember. I have lost periods of time that I can't account for, though. I always just figured it was the Jose Quervo Gold slammers but who knows...............................

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tagiscom 11 years ago

Well before this thread gets slammed, or Claude and Dan have a fight about which one has had fluffy martian rabbits do unspeakable things to them, l will inject a serious post! :rolleyes:

I knew someone who, (in Au) went on a camping trip; and at night she looked up into a crystal clear starry night!

When she did this, she noticed 4 faint points of light moving at great speed towards each other then move apart again.

So she thought UFO's or military, and more or less forgot about it.

Then later on she noticed tiny, cuts all over her body. She went to a doctor and he couldn't figure it out.

I was skeptical when she told me this, (probably a good 10 years ago) but l could tell she was dead serious when explaining this!

So, no l personally haven't been whisked up, but it happens!

Most if not all aliens are well meaning, it is just some don't know how much damage they are causing by whisking people away!

At least that is the impression l get from reading about abduction reports.

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Claude Whitacre

11 years ago

Shane; I just used my powers to make you post this four times....and not remember. It's called (where i come from) a "Synchronized repetitive time loop dysplasia".

There was no pain (Not that you can remember, anyway), and you aren't the worse for wear. I hope you enjoyed your trip.

No slam. Just enjoying myself. Carry on.

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tagiscom

11 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Shane; I just used my powers to make you post this four times....and not remember. It's called (where i come from) a "Synchronized repetitive time loop dysplasia".

There was no pain (Not that you can remember, anyway), and you aren't the worse for wear. I hope you enjoyed your trip.

No slam. Just enjoying myself. Carry on.

I don't remember that, but l did notice one of my Tribbies at the keyboard!!!! :rolleyes:

Maybe you have planted a chip into my favorite white/grey fluffy Tribble?

Hope not!

Shane

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MissTerraK 11 years ago

No, but when I was little, I had a very vivid dream that I was escorted into space in a craft and saw the earth, flew extremely close to the sun, so close that I saw "fire" squirting out of holes and some planets. I was told what each planet was called, but straight to my mind, not through my ears. It wasn't a voice, it was I just suddenly knew. I was standing and looking out a round window. I never saw anything else of the craft, inside or out.

When I woke up, it was so hard to believe it was merely a dream, it was so real and exhilarating.

I told my parents about it and they just said, "Cool dream!" Haha!

Oh, did I mention I had chicken pox at the time?

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David Braybrooke

11 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

I'm not sure, to tell you the truth. The best I can say is not that I remember. I have lost periods of time that I can't account for, though. I always just figured it was the Jose Quervo Gold slammers but who knows...............................

Well hi there HeySal,
Thank you very much for joining the alien abduction group!

Such a lovely choice of Tequila too. I'm thinking that you may
have indulged in a few drinkies with some of your extra-terrestrial
pals. Would I be right there? Intergalactic Margarita nights with
maybe a BBQ and good ol' country hoedown thrown in for good
measure? Isn't she great ladies & gentlemen. A round of applause
for the lovely HeySal!
.... and we'll be right back after these short messages!

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David Braybrooke

11 years ago

Shane!
You have posted the same message 4 times.
Was this intentional? Is your Internet speed
being corrupted by a foreign transmitter signal!?
Beam me your co-ordinates. Don't panic!

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HeySal

11 years ago

That wasn't a dream, Terra. They brought you back short notice because you were driving them bonkers. "Are there any pink stars?" "Are there any pink nebula?"

Same reason they never take me anywhere. They don't want me hounding to stop and explore every other damned rock outcrop we pass.

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lanfear63 11 years ago

Clear case of Martian (fluffy) Bunny Mind Control here on this thread. Drink as much carrot juice as you can to lessen the effects. These are carnivorous rabbits and vegetable juices lessen the mind interference.

The short haired ones are ok although they are trying to infiltrate the internet and coming out with a load of useless WSO's which has been difficult to detect.

"From the Hutch of Peter Rabbit" in the sales letter is a dead giveaway though

Apologies for the poor quality of this anecdote. A pint and a half of Blue Moon beer appears to be dumbing down my creativity.

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MissTerraK

11 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

That wasn't a dream, Terra. They brought you back short notice because you were driving them bonkers. "Are there any pink stars?" "Are there any pink nebula?"

Same reason they never take me anywhere. They don't want me hounding to stop and explore every other damned rock outcrop we pass.

LOL!

Next time they come for me, I'll make them come and get you too. We'll combine our powers of persuasion and before you know it, we'll have loads and loads of pink diamonds!

Terra

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Paul Myers 11 years ago

Mark,

So you are into consiparcy theories, have seen ghosts and bee abducted by Aliens etc?

Still having trouble reading what's actually been said, eh?

You need to tone it down, sir.

Side note: Grouping conspiracy theories with belief in alien abduction is a nifty trick. Sloppy logic, but great propaganda.

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bizgrower

11 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

LOL!

Next time they come for me, I'll make them come and get you too. We'll combine our powers of persuasion and before you know it, we'll have loads and loads of pink diamonds!

Terra

Don't wear the Betty Boop. Aliens don't like that.

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MissTerraK

11 years ago

Originally Posted by bizgrower

Don't wear the Betty Boop. Aliens don't like that.

Don't take my Boop Oop a Doop Away! :p

Mae Questel - Dont take my Boop Oop a Doop Away -...

But OMG!

You bring up a good point. What does one wear for an alien abduction? :confused:

Terra

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lcombs

11 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Don't take my Boop Oop a Doop Away! :p

Mae Questel - Dont take my Boop Oop a Doop Away - YouTube

But OMG!

You bring up a good point. What does one wear for an alien abduction? :confused:

Terra

If you've been watching "Chrisley Knows Best" he'd know exactly what to wear for an alien abduction.

Personally, I wear pretty much the same thing for any occasion.
That is, unless directed otherwise.

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MissTerraK

11 years ago

Originally Posted by lcombs

If you've been watching "Chrisley Knows Best" he'd know exactly what to wear for an alien abduction.

Personally, I wear pretty much the same thing for any occasion.
That is, unless directed otherwise.

Well, I don't know who Chrisley is and I don't know what I would wear except that it would not be a hospital gown, pink or not!

Terra

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bizgrower 11 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Well, I don't know who Chrisley is and I don't know what I would wear except that it would not be a hospital gown, pink or not!

Terra

Overalls most likely.

(Stereotypical abductee wear.)
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Dan Riffle

11 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Well, I don't know who Chrisley is and I don't know what I would wear except that it would not be a hospital gown, pink or not!

Terra

You'll wear whatever Seasoned gives you.

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MissTerraK

11 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

You'll wear whatever Seasoned gives you.

Wanna bet?

Terra

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11 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Wanna bet?

Terra

You won't be able to overpower his alien mind control.

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bizgrower

11 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

When I lived in Empire, CO - there were times that the pass to Winter Park got hammered and it became a matter of "gee, you can't get there from here".

That happened at least five times this winter - with Berthoud Pass, Loveland Pass,
Vail Pass, and the Eisenhower/Johnson tunnels. With the delays and traffic stops,
more people are skiing two days and making a weekend of it instead of a day trip
from Denver.

The Peck House - oldest still operating hotel in the state - is closing for good soon.
They could not find a buyer.

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

You won't be able to overpower his alien mind control.

I predict he'll pick pink overalls, or a pink hospital gown.
Either way, there will be something with Betty Boop on it.

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MissTerraK 11 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

You'll wear whatever Seasoned gives you.

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

You won't be able to overpower his alien mind control.

Originally Posted by bizgrower

I predict he'll pick pink overalls, or a pink hospital gown.
Either way, there will be something with Betty Boop on it.

Well, he wouldn't be very wise then. You have already stated that aliens don't like Betty Boop.

Just goes to show that his powers of alien mind control Dan spouted off about aren't as powerful as he predicts.

Pffft! That was easy and I didn't even have to use my infamous stubborn streak.

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HeySal

11 years ago

Originally Posted by bizgrower

That happened at least five times this winter - with Berthoud Pass, Loveland Pass,
Vail Pass, and the Eisenhower/Johnson tunnels. With the delays and traffic stops,
more people are skiing two days and making a weekend of it instead of a day trip
from Denver.

The Peck House - oldest still operating hotel in the state - is closing for good soon.
They could not find a buyer.

I predict he'll pick pink overalls, or a pink hospital gown.
Either way, there will be something with Betty Boop on it.

Are you serious? WOW. I would have never seen that coming. You'd think the hysterical society would be all over it if nothing else. I still remember the old mine camp above Downieville that you had to be a resident in good standing of the local area to find out about just because nobody wanted the hysterical society in there grabbing it for toursim. But the Peck House closed? I seriously can't imagine it. I'm sure that has something to do with that UFO we used to watch that came up from somewhere behind Silver Creek.

As far as passes closed this year..............I am not even a tad surprised. We used to have fun with Berthoud closed. We'd go up and down the road selling coffee, etc to the people stuck in their cars. Sometimes we'd build a fire in the pit by the old school and people would just pull off the road and come join the merriment. Fond memories.

If you ever talk to the guys in that Silver creek UFO - please send them over to pick me up. I'd love to spend a couple nights out there again.

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11 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

Are you serious? WOW. I would have never seen that coming. You'd think the hysterical society would be all over it if nothing else. I still remember the old mine camp above Downieville that you had to be a resident in good standing of the local area to find out about just because nobody wanted the hysterical society in there grabbing it for toursim. But the Peck House closed? I seriously can't imagine it. I'm sure that has something to do with that UFO we used to watch that came up from somewhere behind Silver Creek.

As far as passes closed this year..............I am not even a tad surprised. We used to have fun with Berthoud closed. We'd go up and down the road selling coffee, etc to the people stuck in their cars. Sometimes we'd build a fire in the pit by the old school and people would just pull off the road and come join the merriment. Fond memories.

If you ever talk to the guys in that Silver creek UFO - please send them over to pick me up. I'd love to spend a couple nights out there again.

I think I'll leave the talking to aliens to Terra. (She thinks Betty Boop
will protect her. he he he he he he he)

Update on The Peck House. I guess it just has not sold yet. It is closing
4/15 because the owners want to retire. They've run it for 33 years and
are in their 70s now. I heard they'll live there until it does sell. Did you
know the owners? Heard they are really nice. (I should tour it to see
about buying it. I missed some opportunities because I did not tour the
property. One - the old Blair in Idaho Springs - would not have been
good as a hotel anymore. Somebody picked it up from the bank for a
song and have it fully rented to mostly retired men. There is a wait list.
As you know, there is a shortage of affordable housing around these parts.)

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HeySal

11 years ago

Originally Posted by bizgrower

I think I'll leave the talking to aliens to Terra. (She thinks Betty Boop
will protect her. he he he he he he he)

Update on The Peck House. I guess it just has not sold yet. It is closing
4/15 because the owners want to retire. They've run it for 33 years and
are in their 70s now. I heard they'll live there until it does sell. Did you
know the owners? Heard they are really nice. (I should tour it to see
about buying it. I missed some opportunities because I did not tour the
property. One - the old Blair in Idaho Springs - would not have been
good as a hotel anymore. Somebody picked it up from the bank for a
song and have it fully rented to mostly retired men. There is a wait list.
As you know, there is a shortage of affordable housing around these parts.)

Her name is Sally Taylor, too. We used to get a kick out of confusing people with that one. LOL. Her husband was the mayor. I'm sure they are getting old by now. Did you know there's a ghost upstairs at the far south window? It faces the graveyard, which was right across clear creek from me. But that's ghosts - the UFO used to be over Silver Creek, and might still be tooling around out there sometimes.

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lcombs

11 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

That wasn't a dream, Terra. They brought you back short notice because you were driving them bonkers. "Are there any pink stars?" "Are there any pink nebula?"

Same reason they never take me anywhere. They don't want me hounding to stop and explore every other damned rock outcrop we pass.

I can relate, HeySal.

They took me once but we never got off the ground.
After about 5 minutes they'd enough of my babbling about
not putting back on Earth.

It took about 6 of the little grey *******s to throw me out! :p

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Sumit Menon

11 years ago

No. But, from ages 4-15 I went to school where something similar happened.

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Richard Van 11 years ago

Once upon a time while travelling Australia, I was out one night after several too many beers. As I walked, I could see the city and there was a glowing space ship above it. Not only that, it changed shape and was long one minute then short the next.

I stared at that UFO for 2 or 3 minutes before an Aussie guy walked past and didn't even blink an eye. In a state of mild drunkenness I told him that there's a spaceship over the city.

He burst out laughing and told me it was a "blimp". Well I'd never heard of a blimp but it was indeed one of those flying inflatable things they advertise on. As the wind made it go around, it looked to me like it was changing shape. For those few minutes I was convinced I was watching a UFO though.

For Claude and Dan, this should provide ample proof of the devastating effects beer goggles can have when ones out and surrounded by ladies.

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HeySal

11 years ago

I posted on here several years back about an experience I had losing time and a couple of items I had with me. Don't know what happened, but I know the area I was in and it wouldn't have had anything to do with aliens. Military maybe, but not aliens.

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tagiscom

11 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

That wasn't a dream, Terra. They brought you back short notice because you were driving them bonkers. "Are there any pink stars?" "Are there any pink nebula?"

Same reason they never take me anywhere. They don't want me hounding to stop and explore every other damned rock outcrop we pass.

True, if Sal went to Mars one way in 10 years time, she would stuff the science stuff, do a runner, and start collecting rocks! :rolleyes:

Originally Posted by lanfear63

Clear case of Martian (fluffy) Bunny Mind Control here on this thread. Drink as much carrot juice as you can to lessen the effects. These are carnivorous rabbits and vegetable juices lessen the mind interference.

The short haired ones are ok although they are trying to infiltrate the internet and coming out with a load of useless WSO's which has been difficult to detect.

"From the Hutch of Peter Rabbit" in the sales letter is a dead giveaway though

Apologies for the poor quality of this anecdote. A pint and a half of Blue Moon beer appears to be dumbing down my creativity.

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True, that is why l have switched to Tribbles, they eat less and don't go on a rabid frenzy whenever Mars orbit gets to close to ours!

Although l have to admit that if l put one of those things in a fast food outlet, it would be the end of civilization as we know it!

No doubt the martian rabbits would rule the world, after the Tribbles went on a rampage, although when they got to GM crops, that could probably kill them off!

Tribble meets Alien, nut pretty! Nothing worse than an exploding Tribble!

You are right, l do have too much time on my hands, or have watched too many sci-fi films! :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by HeySal

I posted on here several years back about an experience I had losing time and a couple of items I had with me. Don't know what happened, but I know the area I was in and it wouldn't have had anything to do with aliens. Military maybe, but not aliens.

Are you one of these "people" that wear tin foiled hats etc? :confused:

So you are into consiparcy theories, have seen ghosts and bee abducted by Aliens etc?

I am being deadly SERIOUS AND SINCERE HERE SAL...Have you ever though of talking to a Dr. about all this? Maybe there is some medication that could help you?

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HeySal

11 years ago

Originally Posted by popstocks

Are you one of these "people" that wear tin foiled hats etc? :confused:

So you are into consiparcy theories, have seen ghosts and bee abducted by Aliens etc?

I am being deadly SERIOUS AND SINCERE HERE SAL...Have you ever though of talking to a Dr. about all this? Maybe there is some medication that could help you?

Number one. Are YOU LITERATE? I had a strange experience once that I believe had nothing to do with aliens.

No I do not wear tinfoil, however, if you are an example of what EMF does to a person I am definitely going to consider buying some.

Ya know, newbie, YOU should see a doctor. Penis enlargement is a much preferable means of compensating for lack of brain power or physical prowess than trolling forums and accusing people of ideaologies when you have no idea who it is you are speaking to.

Don't get any brighter though, because it will be hard to find someone who wants the job of watering you twice a week.

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Richard Van

11 years ago

Where's the popcorn?

Let the show begin but make it snappy, pubs open here in 28 minutes and it's St Patrick's day and I intend to enjoy it.

Popstocks. You may now have to prove your penis doesn't need enlarging in order to potentially win this debate.

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HeySal

11 years ago

Originally Posted by Richard Van

Where's the popcorn?

Let the show begin but make it snappy, pubs open here in 28 minutes and it's St Patrick's day and I intend to enjoy it.

Popstocks. You may now have to prove your penis doesn't need enlarging in order to potentially win this debate.

Forget it. It just blows my mind when people are unable to use their inference system correctly. They're instinctual, dammit.

For the troll in question -- if I have to interpret the post to you while you wipe the drool off your chin - what I was saying is that if anything was responsible for my time lapse it would be an earthly cause, not aliens. Jeezes petes, I could sit on FB if I wanted to listen to that kind of tripe.

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Claude Whitacre

11 years ago

Originally Posted by popstocks

Are you one of these "people" that wear tin foiled hats etc? :confused:

So you are into consiparcy theories, have seen ghosts and bee abducted by Aliens etc?

I am being deadly SERIOUS AND SINCERE HERE SAL...Have you ever though of talking to a Dr. about all this? Maybe there is some medication that could help you?

You need to be nicer.
Sal is able to take care of herself. Hell, she was the prime suspect the last three times a forum member disappeared...after they insulted her. She cuts her Birthday cake with a chain saw. She teaches Navy SEALS how to be more Bad Ass. After Chuck Norris met her..he went into Witness Protection. Her Avatar is a bloody stump...as a warning to others.

Whatever you think about her beliefs or experiences, you need to be nicer about it. You can easily end up banned...or worse, ignored.

By the way, most of the posts were tongue in cheek. If your membership survives, you'll know how far you can go. Insulting people isn't permitted. You can disagree without being a dick.

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My god........are you lot serious?

Was the 2nd reply a joke or serious?

Good grief....................

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whateverpedia

11 years ago

^^^ Sheesh. Someone relates their experience on a topic and you immediately label them a tin-foil-wearing nutjob.

What type of person are you?

Obviously completely intolerant of anyone who doesn't fit into your narrow view of the world.

Keep your judgements of people you know nothing about to yourself.

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^^ says the man that makes a joke of a missing aircraft. ^^^^

I was sincere in my question to her by the way.

^^^ Sheesh. Someone relates their experience on a topic and you immediately label them a tin-foil-wearing nutjob.

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bizgrower

11 years ago

My skeptic engineer friend has a good point about alien phenomena.
"If they were so advanced, they'd do more than come here and do butt probes."
Meaning - I think - that mean ones would have take us over by now and
good ones would have helped us more by now.

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Dan Riffle

11 years ago

Originally Posted by bizgrower

My skeptic engineer friend has a good point about alien phenomena.
"If they were so advanced, they'd do more than come here and do butt probes."
Meaning - I think - that mean ones would have take us over by now and
good ones would have helped us more by now.

Maybe the butt probe is the most scientifically efficient way to probe the human body and we just don't know it yet.

Or...maybe aliens know that nobody would ever take someone seriously. I know if anyone ever started telling me about things that have been put up their butts, I'd just cover my ears and start chanting, "La la la la la la la - I can't hear you (Claude) - la la la la la la la la la..."

Or....maybe the aliens just have a strange sense of humor.

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Claude Whitacre

11 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Maybe the butt probe is the most scientifically efficient way to probe the human body and we just don't know it yet.

Or...maybe aliens know that nobody would ever take someone seriously. I know if anyone ever started telling me about things that have been put up their butts, I'd just cover my ears and start chanting, "La la la la la la la - I can't hear you (Claude) - la la la la la la la la la..."

Or....maybe the aliens just have a strange sense of humor.

Maybe they think they are feeding us. Why would they know which opening food goes in?

They study us, see us put things up our butts, and assume that we are eating. So, in your case, they assume that wearing a bunny outfit and putting things up your butt, must be how you eat....because you do it once a day, and they eat one a day. Ipso Facto..they think we are eating.

It's only a theory. But it's one that fits all the facts, as I have invented them.

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11 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Maybe they think they are feeding us. Why would they know which opening food goes in?

They study us, see us put things up our butts, and assume that we are eating. So, in your case, they assume that wearing a bunny outfit and putting things up your butt, must be how you eat....because you do it once a day, and they eat one a day. Ipso Facto..they think we are eating.

It's only a theory. But it's one that fits all the facts, as I have invented them.

Well, gee, Clyde. Consider this. You go to your doctor for a complete physical, and he does something to wipe it from your memory. It's still in there though, and eventually the memory pushes through to your consciousness. Which part of that exam are you gonna remember first? The BP check? The tongue depresser and light? Or the anal probe? :rolleyes:

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Claude Whitacre

11 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

Well, gee, Clyde. Consider this. You go to your doctor for a complete physical, and he does something to wipe it from your memory. It's still in there though, and eventually the memory pushes through to your consciousness. Which part of that exam are you gonna remember first? The BP check? The tongue depresser and light? Or the anal probe? :rolleyes:

That thought is going to keep me awake all night. I think the worst part is that I remember the doctor asking the nurse "Hey, where did I leave that extra large anal probe? I can't find it anywhere".

And, that's MISTER Clyde to you.

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11 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

That thought is going to keep me awake all night. I think the worst part is if I remember the doctor asking the nurse "Hey, where did I leave that extra large anal probe? I can't find it anywhere".

And, that's MISTER Clyde to you.

Thank you MISTER Clyde. You do realize that you are sounding paranoid right? I mean - extra large anal probe? As if they could fit that around your head........um........oh, never mind.

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MissTerraK

11 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

Thank you MISTER Clyde. You do realize that you are sounding paranoid right? I mean - extra large anal probe? Do you really think they could fit that around your head........um........oh, never mind.

Maybe he just had a Freudian slip and is subconsciously letting us know he has an extra large er, um, well, you know.

Terra

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Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Maybe he just had a Freudian slip and is subconsciously letting us know he has an extra large er, um, well, you know.

Terra

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tagiscom

11 years ago

Originally Posted by bizgrower

My skeptic engineer friend has a good point about alien phenomena.
"If they were so advanced, they'd do more than come here and do butt probes."
Meaning - I think - that mean ones would have take us over by now and
good ones would have helped us more by now.

It is not as clear cut as that. If it was as you are saying they would have come down, and stopped the rest!

But at present if they did, it would be like helping children with a very big stick, how to get their hands on a ridiculously big stick.

The way we presently think out things, especially tit for tat military issues, is insane and will untiringly lead to disaster.

So, no, once we get on the brink and finally realize that our present thinking structure is seriously flawed, then my guess the heavens will open up!

Til then the occasional fiddling, is all some who aren't aware can do!

Originally Posted by popstocks

Are you one of these "people" that wear tin foiled hats etc? :confused:

So you are into consiparcy theories, have seen ghosts and bee abducted by Aliens etc?

I am being deadly SERIOUS AND SINCERE HERE SAL...Have you ever though of talking to a Dr. about all this? Maybe there is some medication that could help you?

Hmmm, won't touch that, although l agree totally with what Sal said!

Best not to knock things you haven't had first hand experience with! Especially when you sign up! :rolleyes:

Originally Posted by HeySal

Number one. Are YOU LITERATE? I had a strange experience once that I believe had nothing to do with aliens.

No I do not wear tinfoil, however, if you are an example of what EMF does to a person I am definitely going to consider buying some.

Ya know, newbie, YOU should see a doctor. Penis enlargement is a much preferable means of compensating for lack of brain power or physical prowess than trolling forums and accusing people of ideaologies when you have no idea who it is you are speaking to.

Don't get any brighter though, because it will be hard to find someone who wants the job of watering you twice a week.

Damn, l thought two heads are better than one?

Originally Posted by HeySal

Forget it. It just blows my mind when people are unable to use their inference system correctly. They're instinctual, dammit.

For the troll in question -- if I have to interpret the post to you while you wipe the drool off your chin - what I was saying is that if anything was responsible for my time lapse it would be an earthly cause, not aliens. Jeezes petes, I could sit on FB if I wanted to listen to that kind of tripe.

Well, you know the mindset Sal,....

• I have no experience with ghosts, so they don't exist!

• My neighbour, and girlfriend and pet cat, have no experience with ghosts, so they can't exist!

• My color tv, and radial tyres, are the center of my life, so they can't exist, otherwise l may lose them?

• Ghosts are scary, so they definitely, don't exist!

• And most importantly, ghosts can move things around, and control us, so they definitely, absolutely, positively don't exist in any way, shape or form, (did that chair move???)!

I would suggesting you tone down, you responses for similar threads like this in the future, otherwise Sal, as well as others may tear your head off!

Well, one of them! :rolleyes:

Shane

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lanfear63 11 years ago

Interesting fun facts: Tribbles are what Martian Fluffy bunnies use to clean up with after a butt probe. The tendency for them to periodically explode is due to the build up of methane gas in their fur. This is the true explanation of why their are impact craters on Mars and why methane has been detected by Nasa, (the rabbits don't have wind)

Shane's research has never uncovered any cigarette butts on the surface because smoking is banned.

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bizgrower

11 years ago

Shane,

There's the prime directive, too.

I've also heard the idea that somewhere out there are aliens battling each other over us.

Personally, on most things, I'm of the maybe school of thought. Maybe aliens or ghosts... need concrete proof.

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Banned 11 years ago

Yes. Hasn't everybody?

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11 years ago

Suzanne,

Hasn't everybody?

Not me. I'm pretty familiar with lost time and the post-experience confusion, though.

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tagiscom

11 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Maybe they think they are feeding us. Why would they know which opening food goes in?

They study us, see us put things up our butts, and assume that we are eating. So, in your case, they assume that wearing a bunny outfit and putting things up your butt, must be how you eat....because you do it once a day, and they eat one a day. Ipso Facto..they think we are eating.

It's only a theory. But it's one that fits all the facts, as I have invented them.

Right so never take a repository when aliens are about? :rolleyes:

Originally Posted by bizgrower

Shane,

There's the prime directive, too.

I've also heard the idea that somewhere out there are aliens battling each other over us.

Personally, on most things, I'm of the maybe school of thought. Maybe aliens or ghosts... need concrete proof.

Dan

You get concrete proof through self research!

As for ghosts existing, l have no doubts!

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Maybe he just had a Freudian slip and is subconsciously letting us know he has an extra large er, um, well, you know.

Terra

Don't go there Terra, otherwise this thread will go into inches and pickle references, with the mod,s thinking, hmmm, should l close this thread or not?????

Exploding Tribbies, eh, (sorry to lazy to quote your post). Maybe l should grab my fluffy mapilated Tribble, throw it in a box with GM wheat, and send it to Claude.

Exploding Tribbles are a formidable weapon. He, he!

Shane

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Claude Whitacre 11 years ago

Originally Posted by tagiscom

Right so never take a repository when aliens are about? :rolleyes:

Shane; Suppository.
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  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  Shane; Suppository.
  
  I think (?) Shane was referencing our Prime Minister who actually said this:
  
  Tony Abbott: 'No One Is The Suppository Of All...
  
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  Originally Posted by whateverpedia
  
  I think (?) Shane was referencing our Prime Minister who actually said this:
  
  Tony Abbott: 'No One Is The Suppository Of All Wisdom' - YouTube
  
  Well, it shows you where their brains are!
  
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  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  Shane; Suppository.
  
  Groan! :rolleyes:
  
  Where is my bowel of Cornflakes???
  
  Originally Posted by whateverpedia
  
  I think (?) Shane was referencing our Prime Minister who actually said this:
  
  Tony Abbott: 'No One Is The Suppository Of All Wisdom' - YouTube
  
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11 years ago

I was, but they crashed because they had such a problem with their weird claws. And they 8 legs were so hard to manage. Frankly, I wonder if they didn't buy the gadgets at a yard sale or something, since they seemed so unprepared. They said they were called guac, and we all mused about how scifi(aka syfy) came SO close to their name with gua and gua'uld! Oddly, they DID seem to like guacamole. YUCK!

Anyway, after the guacs had some guac, they seemed to want to get out of the area, so I watched as they seemed to fight over the controls. I hope they made it home.

BTW if it isn't clear, I am just poking fun at the average idea, etc...

That isn't to make light of things like what may have happened to heysal, though there ARE cases that deal with consciousness problems, or environmental issues where a person looses time(time passed that they can't account for), may become a bit paranoid(TEMPORARILY), be paralysed(TEMPORARILY), and may even perceive creatures around them, which logically WOULD appear grayish. But it is just the way the brain works in such cases.

Steve