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Had a weird dream

by joe golfer
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I had a dream that my whole bed was a pizza and I was eating it.

Wait, this is real.
  • Profile picture of the author bizgrower
    Just needs Jessica Biel with Celine on the stereo.
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    • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
      Originally Posted by bizgrower View Post

      Just needs Jessica Biel with Celine on the stereo.
      You had me at Jessica.

      You lost me at Celine.
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      • Profile picture of the author bizgrower
        Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

        You had me at Jessica.

        You lost me at Celine.
        (I just threw Celine in there in an attempt to do a clever thread tying tribute to Joe Mobley
        http://www.warriorforum.com/off-topi...u-morning.html. You know my real choices would be Taylor Swift and Taylor Swift.
        I hate it when I have to explain my humor. )
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  • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
    If you love pepperoni pizza like I do, that bedspread would drive me to the fridge way too often - I'd start looking like the Pillsbury Doughboy.
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    • Profile picture of the author alistair
      Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

      If you love pepperoni pizza like I do, that bedspread would drive me to the fridge way too often - I'd start looking like the Pillsbury Doughboy.
      If I was that bedspread I'd tell you to get up and walk you lazy b'stard.
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      • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
        Originally Posted by alistair View Post

        If I was that bedspread I'd tell you to get up and walk you lazy b'stard.
        That's the kind of joke I'd tell my wife.
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    • Profile picture of the author michael26a
      Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

      If you love pepperoni pizza like I do, that bedspread would drive me to the fridge way too often - I'd start looking like the Pillsbury Doughboy.
      +1 vote for pepperoni pizza, the most delicious pizza in the world
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  • Profile picture of the author craighakwins
    LOL. I dreamt that I was a cookie once, and knowing me I'd probably eat myself. No question.
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  • Profile picture of the author avengedsfn
    I shall ask my wife about her thoughts of me thinking to get one of this.
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