Take A Nice Deep Breath Now

by positivenegative

Posted: 12 years ago 14 replies

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Fart smells have big health benefits say scientists

whateverpedia 12 years ago

You mean besides humour for the farter?
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- BigFrank Banned 12 years ago
  
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  Claude Whitacre 12 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by BigFrank
  
  It appears that I shall live, forever.
  
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  Your health is important to me If you ever need a booster, let me know.
  
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  BigFrank Banned 12 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  Your health is important to me If you ever need a booster, let me know.
  
  I have a dog for that. She has a vested interest in my outliving her and she's working very hard to make sure that I do.
  
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MikeAmbrosio 12 years ago

Hmmm - now I have a valid reason to pull the covers over my wife's head.

Something tells me she still may balk though.
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- BigFrank Banned 12 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by MikeAmbrosio
  
  Hmmm - now I have a valid reason to pull the covers over my wife's head.
  
  Well, she did marry you so it appears that you've already pulled the wool over her eyes. Cheers. - Frank
  
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  MikeAmbrosio 12 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by BigFrank
  
  Well, she did marry you so it appears that you've already pulled the wool over her eyes. Cheers. - Frank
  
  She reminds me daily
  
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  MissTerraK 12 years ago
  
  Okay, I see a flaw in this study already.
  
  The article says:
  
  Smelling flatulence could help ward off cancer, stroke, heart attacks and dementia, according to Exeter scientists.
  
  However, I think that someone who goes around sniffing butts to inhale flatulence fumes as part of their daily health routine is already demented!!
  
  Just sayin'...
  
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  BigFrank Banned 12 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by MissTerraK
  
  someone who goes around sniffing butts to inhale flatulence fumes as part of their daily health routine is already demented!!
  
  Or, a health nut.
  
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  MissTerraK 12 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by BigFrank
  
  Or, a health nut.
  
  Cheers. - Frank
  
  Right, same thing.
  
  Nut ~ a foolish, eccentric, or crazy person ~
  
  Crazy, nutty, insane, demented, whatever, same thing.
  
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Dan Riffle 12 years ago

My Wife: "Come on, eat this nice big bowl of Fiber O's. It's good for your health."

Me: [bending over] "Let's both be healthy. I'll eat that bowl if you take a nice big wiff straight from the tap."

My Wife: [slides the Lucky Charms across the table.]
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- lanfear63 12 years ago
  
  I thought this thread would already be rivaling Curiosity Stealth Mission but it seems to running out of wind!
  
  Imagine a Flatulance Health Clinic, you go into a small room and there are large waist height holes all around you. The door is closed, suddenly buttocks appear poking in thru the holes. The highly trained staff fed on large cans of baked beans are ready to give you that all important cancer treatment therapy.
  
  A miracle blast is administered. No Chemo for you.
  
  Its not over yet though. Next comes the Fecal Matter Transplant.
  
  Fecal Microbiota Transplant for Ulcerative Colitis success story The Power of Poop
  
  Poop and gas is the way to health. It was staring us in the face all along!
  
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NRabosa 12 years ago

Originally Posted by positivenegative

Fart smells have big health benefits say scientists

Hmmm... the power of aromatherapy!
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garyv 12 years ago

I've always told my kids that a pull from my finger could save their lives. Now I have scientific proof!
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