Mark Woods

For the longest time I've written articles and papers, columns and short stories, and I’ve done it all for free. Unfortunately you've all missed out on that, because as a great man once said “If you’re good at something, never do it for free.” So, after a lot of soul searching, I have decided not to become a prostitute. Instead I'm offering my writing services to you lucky lot.

To put it simply, if you want content that’s actually worthy of your money, if you want content that will keep readers coming, or if you just need a writer that’s competent for once, you want me. If you want mediocrity however, I'm sure you can find it elsewhere on the board.

Rates:
My deadly command of the English language can be bought for only $3 per 100 words.

But wait! There’s more!

The first three clients will receive half price rates, and since I need to get a little steam going I'm offering three reviews to three respected forum members.

NetMan

Hey Mark,

That's an interesting offer and rate

Tel me, what's your topic of choice for writing?

Best reagrds,
Andre Foisy

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Mark Woods

Hi Andre,

My preferred areas would be anything in the hard sciences and most forms of technology and media.

Outside of those topics I've also written articles on travel, education, hauntings, puzzles, soft drinks, studying, and health.

The only subjects I won't touch are music, art and politics outside of the UK, because I have no working knowledge on any of them and it would take years before I would understand them well enough to write more than a dull, surface-level piece.

Thanks,
Mark Woods